Author: Kokichi!

Kokichi: Huh? Oh, Author. What do you want?

Author: Did you know that the readers don't only simp for you?

Kokichi: HAH?!

Author: Do you want to see the comments?

Kokichi: No, I don't care.

Author: Alright, I'll pull them up. First comments are Rantaro simps.

Kokichi: Is that when they first met in the killing game?

Author: Uh, yeah. He wiped off dirt from their cheek

Kokichi: Oh, okay

Author: Kokichi, I can see a vein popping out

Kokichi: Hm

Author: You don't have to act calm, your fist is clenched

Kokichi: ALRIGHT, RANTARO GET OVER HE-

Author: KOKICHI THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD O- NO RANTARO GO BACK TO KIYO

Kokichi: 💢

Author: Yeah, you'll be seeing that a few times

Kokichi: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?

Author: Hey, Rantaro and Y/N are best friends, you had to see it coming.

Kokichi: What's so special about that?

Author: I don't know but apparently a lot, because...

Kokichi; THERE'S ANOTHER?!

Author: Calm yourself. We're still looking through more for Rantaro, and then we'll go onto someone else.

Kokichi: THAT IS CALLED BEING CONCERNED YOU-

Author: Don't insult my readers

Kokichi: What the-

Author: PG PG PG

Kokichi: NOT ON MY WATCH!

Author: KOKICHI, LEAVE RANTARO ALONE

Kokichi: No to the first one, lie to the second one

Author: Where's Rantaro?

Author: Kokichi, I will genuinely lock the door if you keep doing that.

Kokichi: What's seggs?

Author: One of my readers told me actually. But you don't need to know

Kokichi: There's a lot from this particular user.

Author: So? Leave them alone, Kokichi

Kokichi: BE A SIMP FOR ME 🥺

Author: Don't be like that

Author: Alright, I think that's all for Rantaro.

Kokichi: YOU ALMOST REACHED THE LIMIT FOR PICTURES! HOW MANY FANS DOES RANTARO HAVE?

Author: He's a smart, kind, and good looking boy, of course he'd have tons of fans.

Kokichi: Whatever, just go on to the next person.