Why so mean Google? *sigh* looks like I have to use Yahoo from now on (∩︵∩)

Hello! This is the chapter that I was going to make/upload before the Marina Joyce thing. (Had nightmares, still have no clue what the truth is.) I also want to say I am really sorry if this chapter is not good enough. For some reason I reaaaaaaly hate it but I'm still gonna post to see if anyone likes.

Before I get to the chapter I wanted to make an announcement. I will be fixing up my old chapters. I feel like the newer chapters are sooo much better. I will be adding pictures, sources (I didn't in some chapters), and maybe some extras like I did in my last chapter with that clown. *shudders*

I also wanted to say that someone has requested short random scary stories. I was gonna do it but decided to do that for my last chapter. If I do it right, it might be a good way to wrap up this pandora's box of a book. Did that last sentence make any sense? I hope it did.

This chapter will be about phones. From rituals to go into a demon world to apps that make me incredibly angry, this is the Top Six Phone Stories, SUCKA!

Anyway, a year or two ago my brother and I were watching TatsTopVideos. We were watching a video about rituals and for some reason two of them stuck with me. (Doing more research I realized that people seem to think the rituals are connected.) It was called

T̷͈̯̟͔̟ͤ͊̈́̇̿ͨ̊̋̐ȟ̈͏̣̩̥̭̳ͅȩ̱͎̃̈̂̀͆̊̀̕ ̸̳̂̋̿B̞̼̓͋ͬ̆́̌ͨͅL̂̾̿҉͚̺͎̖ͅͅͅḀ̠̲ͫ̓͑̾̚C̶̨̢̭̖̬̼̣̑͊̍͑͛ͥͤ͗K̀̅ͣ͊ͬ͑ͭ̀̚҉͚̱̘̺͇͎ ̬̺̳̮̫̋ͨ̀̐̐̇́͠P̷̨͚̹̥̝̆̒ͯͧ͢H͖͚̥̟̲ͯͪ̌ͩ̀́͘͞ͅͅO̺̜̘̲̙̗̖͆̿̃̓͋ͬ̔͋N̈͏̴҉͚͓̻̱͙̣͖ͅĘ͇̹̮͍͚̏ͬͬ̓̓͟ ͚̺̥̻̘̻̿ͯ̋̔͋R͖̰͖̫̼̟̲̆̄̾ͬͯͮ͜i̡͙̜̮ͤͮ̂͛t̶̝͚̙͖͙̼̫̾̒̋͒ͪͧ̎̋͟͝u̐̓̽̏ͩ̇͢͝͏̺̯̖ạ̲̱͉̇̿̂ͨͨͩ̎l̵͔͈͖͙̦̫ͪͬ̂́̈͂͛͝.

AKA Distortion Room

The ritual centers around a black, old, dial telephone. What you need to do:

Be alone in an empty house. All the lights need to be turned off, except the room that the ritual is being done in. The house must at least have four rooms. Shut all doors and close all the curtains. This ritual will not work if you have any items to ward off spirits/demons like salt. After doing certain things such as quietly moving to different rooms and using the phone to call different numbers, you will end up in the distortion room. To check if you did the ritual right you open the curtains. If the windows are black, you have succeeded. To get back, you need find a piece of paper with a number, repeat that number in your head, and burn it once you reach the real world unless you want to be dragged back. It is said that you will encounter strange and unfortunate events after the ritual is complete.

I know it looks like a normal ritual (if rituals can be normal) but it scares me because of the ritual I said it was connected to. Apparently it's an alternative to the elevator ritual. The ritual that people believe could have killed Elisa Lam. If you don't know who Elisa Lam is don't worry. Just google it or wait till I make another chapter. I feel like I should make an entire chapter or book on her mystery.

(P.S The second I searched "phone ritual", chrome glitched and started thinking everything is Malware. My brother searched it as well and nothing happened)

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If this number popped up onto your cellphone, would you answer?

A colorado resident got a call from this number and later 48 messages from different numbers all saying SATAN. Other people have been getting calls from the same number and reported being harassed. The number has told people that "They're gonna die in three days", "Watch your back" and other threatening things. Every single time someone tried to call the number back it was unavailable or disconnected.

While it is most likely a prank I really want to know. Are you brave enough to answer?

"Has anyone ever gotten weird phone calls everyday?"

YES! I was gonna put an online story but I couldn't find an interesting ones or any stories that didn't sounded made up so I decided to share a personal story. About a year ago, my house phone would get weird calls from a weird phone number. The first call we got we didn't pick up and left it to voice message. It was just heavy breathing. We thought it was a wrong number or something so we left it alone. Two or three days later we got a different call at the same time. Once again we ignored.

But whoever it was kept calling...

A couple times it was the sound of a baby cooing or something, the rest of the time it was just silence or breathing. We kept getting the same phone calls for an entire month. My brother wrote the number down and tracked it to some huge house in Cali I think. Eventually my dad picked up and a lady screamed at him in some foreign language. My mom translated it to "MY SON WHERE ARE YOU" and we never got another call.

Me: Hello?

Other guy: Hey what you up to?

Me: Uhh...nothin

Other guy: Muffins?

Me: Nothing

Other guy: Muffins???

Me: Nothing!

Other guy: MUFFINS?!?!

Me: NOTHING!

Other guy: Kay seeya.

Some random person called me and said this. "The worm is in the giraffes asshole. What's 2+2?" I said "uhhhh, four?" They said "correct" and then hung up. The number was from an area code that was like half way across the country.

Long ago, before cell phones, after working all night a call woke me up after being asleep just a few minutes.

A male voice I didn't recognize said, "I'm going to kill you". That woke me up pretty quickly.

After a few minutes of his explaining why, I asked. "Who were you calling?"

Surprised, he asked, "Isn't this ...so and so...?"

"No"

He said. "Oh, sorry, wrong number" and hung up.

The phone call that stands out most in my mind is the one I received while I was waiting in the airport for my flight to Israel. I had gone through a second round of security screening right at the gate and was killing time in the secure area. My phone rang, I picked it up, and all I heard was a computerized voice saying, "Goodbye." A fraction of a second later, alarms started sounding and lights started flashing. I was a little freaked out, admittedly! Turns out, an airport employee went through an incorrect door. As for the call, I'm pretty sure it was just an automated telemarketer-type phone call. Weird timing though!

This was a weird call that a 911 dispatcher picked up a while back. Mr.Nightmare's "6 Shocking & Freaky 911 Calls" was the video that I found this call in so I'll leave a link in the sources.

Caller: Yeah my dog was killed here recently. I don't know what it was , whatever it was, it's running, but whatever it was it was standing up. I'm out here looking through the window I don't see anything. JESUS CHRIST!

Dispatch: Sir? Hello?

Caller: Get somebody out here!

Dispatch: What's going on now sir? Do you see him now?

Caller: That SOB is about 6 ft 9. Yes, I'm looking right at him.

DIspatch: Uh oh. Hang on... Is he in your yard sir?

Caller: Yeah, god he's big

Dispatch: Ok. What is he doing in your yard?

Caller: HE'S LOOKING AT ME

This is creepy as well as lose your faith in humanity kinda thing. Here is a collection of apps that apptualy exist (I'm so sorry for that one pun came out of nowhere and I love it :)

Butt Analyzer:

Take pictures of people's butts to see how attractive the app rates it. Cause that ain't weird.

Hot Asian Girls Photos:

Oh dear god what do I even say. I'm not gonna search this. Do your own research...

Spy Camera Phone:

I cannot see how anyone would be able to use this for their own sick needs. '.;.';.'.;.';.'.;.';.';.'.;'.;';;.;'.;.';.'.;.'.'.;.'.;'.;.'.;.';.'.;.'.;.';.'.;.';.'.;.'.;.';.'.;.'.;.';.'.;.'.;.';.;'.;.'.;.';.'.

Sorry for that puddle of punctuation. It's just the sarcasm dripping off of that sentence.

Oh look! Not only can you analyze people's butts but you can analyze people's faces as well.

Yay for Yanderes. Today is a day to rejoice. Track your hubby down at all times and try to catch him in the act. It's a good defense against the blackbook.

An app for cheaters to hide names, text, and phone calls... yaaaaaaay. Hurt your S/O in style with this app.

Extra

When I was poking around the interwebs looking for some good stuff to give you I found these pictures... so yeah.

Thank you for reading. I can't believe anyone is reading this piece of $#/+.

Don't believe me? Check it out yourself.

Sources:

Tats TopVideos "Top 15 Ritual CreepyPastas" ()

and http://www.scaryforkids.com/black-phone/ (Sounds like a lame website but is actually kinda cool)

http://findwhocallsyou.com/6666666666/page/3#comments

and

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512002/Satan-calling-Colorado-woman-gets-48-text-messages-666-number-claiming-devil-himself.html

Me AKA THE BEST SOURCE

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4vduqm/whats_the_weirdest_phone_call_youve_ever_received/

Such a good youtuber! Wish I had half his talent!

http://features.en.softonic.com/12-creepiest-android-apps

http://www.pcworld.com/article/236601/nine_creepy_apps.html

Up next: Elisa Lam