《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚜 ✆
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I'm bored
Cool
Uh, yes!
God, I haven't done one of those since 5th grade
Those were the good old days
Hell yeah!
Bobert
Did I stutter
Bullfrog breeder
No, next question please
Monocle
X-box 360
Ass
Ass is a noun is it not?
Tragic
Reuleaux triangle
A reuleaux triangle
You're supposed to be the smart one
No
Billy Bob Lincoln Jr.
That's the name of the invisible kid that was in my 5th grade class
We even gave him a desk!
Punch
Luna Moon
Yes
Bellybutton
Throw it back
Good
Fire hydrant
Broom
McDonald's
Statue of St. Wenceslas Riding a Dead Horse
Thank you!
Demolished
Encyclopedia
Guillotine
Shoebox
I'm getting tired of thinking of nouns
Drown
That's because I can't find the light switch
Croissant
Glittery
Pathetic
Depression
I know
Galloping
Conveyor belt
Knife
Abolish
Tell me the story now or else
Like Steve?
I'd rather not be a popsicle for 70 years, Peter
Ok!
That was a rollercoaster
Goodbye!
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This story will no longer be updated. After living decades and dying hundreds of times, Kegan has learned that he has finally passed some test that the cruel spirit had given him. Now, Kegan has the ability to gain “perks” that can make his life much easier. He is looking forward to finally having an easy life with the new perks he has earned. Rules to keep me honest for the perk system: Spoiler: Spoiler 1. The purpose of perks is to help the MC live longer and do new things each life. 2. The perks can be unlocked by getting hurt or killed. 3. The perks can be unlocked by putting in a lot of effort that isn’t easily duplicated in a new life. 4. Perks are generally beneficial enhancements to the MC’s body. 5. Perk costs can be lowered with more impressive achievements to unlock them. 6. Perk costs can be lowered by repeated death or injury from something the perk protects against. 7. Perk costs are increased for quality of life improvements that don’t benefit survival. I want to avoid one of the pitfalls I see for other LitRPG stories where the game elements barely relate to the story, or offer very little information. If people are skipping over and not reading the perks then I'm doing things wrong. So I promise to try and make the perks interesting, sometimes humorous, informative, and relevant to the story.Cover art by http://dertypaws.com/
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