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"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"

I've decided I want my life story to be told in a musical that's like super underground but is adored by a select group of people

The signing is astronomical but the show is super underfunded so there's minimal props and some actors have to play multiple kinda main characters

Thanks! It'll also make it to broadway like years down the line but no one will know unless you constantly search for reminders about the musical

Why aren't you asking Ned why he's responding to me

It's suspicious

Hell yeah!

Everyone gets front row except for Peter because he's a bitch

I'm listening to The Lightning Thief Musical and decided that that's how I want my life to be told

Yeah. My 12 year old self would be proud

My favorite superhero is that fat ass

Lol jk it's Thor, and Natasha, and

Nvm I can't choose

You're cool too I guess

Why haven't I asked that question yet

I'm a failure

I take back my previous statement. My 12 year old self would not be proud of myself

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏʀᴛɪʟʟᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

You may be wondering why I have summoned you, fathor

Possibly

Ned, just say whatever you want to say

🥺

That's not why we summoned you, tho

So, Thor, hypothetically speaking

Are there other gods out there

Like idk possibly Greek gods in particular

Maybe some Roman ones as well??

No reason

Just wondering

Bitch, how did you know???

That's what we were talking about

ᴛʜᴏʀᴛɪʟʟᴀ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

He showed up at your house in the middle of the night? Bro do you live by people or are they

deaf

Neighbors???

So anyways I still want my life story told in musical format

If it doesn't happen, I will die

Yes

I took the Which God Are You Descended From Quiz on Rick Riordan's site and I got Poseidon

Sounds fake but ok

Of course you did

Brain child

🥺

I feel left out :(

Let's take another quiz

I feel cheated out

*Ned and I

I thought you were supposed to be a child of Athena

I took another quiz and I got Tyche

Goddess of luck for ya dumb brains

Plot twist: I'm not a child of a god, I am a god

Yeah

Weak

Well, I'm going to go get a midnight snack

So you're on your own, Peter

Don't die!