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Because he's horrible at hiding the fact

Sorry I didn't tell you but if I did I'm sure an Avenger would blast my head off to the 5th dimension or some shit

Please don't encourage them

I like having my head attached to my body

Well I accidentally called Peter because I like food

Shut up, ya big bully

We became like phone besties

And during one of our calls he was out fighting crime at like 3 am

Me of Peter??

Is that a foreign country

I don't remember that from geography

Thanks! I hate this you person too!!

Anyways, he forgot to put me on mute or whatever and he was like "ah shit I got stabbed 🤭🤠😱"

And then Karen was all like "call Mr. Stark you dumb bitch"

And Peter was like "no fack Mr. Stark. I'm a big boy"

Because Tony rigs everyone's phone to say because it's a bad language word

Oh shit he's gotten to you too

Fack, indeed

And then the Avengers threatened me over text and I sent them memes and gifs in response

And Peter was like "IM SPIDER-MAN🤭"

99% of the time he has no brain

And the rest is history

That's when Harley entered the equation

He dressed up as Spider-Man for us

Now we're besties

Aw thank you!! :)

No, I'm smarter

Agree to disagree about agreeing to disagree

That's a horrible way to change topics

No, why would I do that

How about 5?

Wear something sexy 😘😘

🥵🥵

You make me feel things 😳💦

🥴

I'll come pick you up

Show you how a real man does it 💪

💋

But for real

I'm coming to pick you up

I'm not taking no for an answer

Wear something sexy ahahaha👙

That's hot 🥵

Sounds kinky

Fine

I'll be at your place in 20

I have no clue!!

Just winging it

Trust me, it'll be fun

You can't throw me tho???

Oh...

Nothing dangerous, I promise

Swear on my heart

Ouch, MJ

I thought we had something special