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You're a failure at life

My statement still stands

Said like a true king🥰🥰

MJ figured out you're Spider-Man again

I'm aware. She texted me about it after you left her on read

I said she was delusional

Oh yeah, problem definitely not solved

Apparently Peter playing dumb is a huge indicator that he's lying

And that exactly what he did

Yeah, MJ is cool

There's like a 69% chance that she'll keep the secret

It's a majority so it's fine

That means there's only a 31% chance that she'll sell the secret on the black market

Does it make you uncomfortable because your weapons were sold on the black market. How unfortunate

Tiny Stark has big dreams but little legs

How will he ever hug his tall, buff friends

Calm down. Like I said, there's only a 31% chance of that happening

Welcome to the club, Clint!🌈✨

Stock photo men 🥵🥵💦

I may have suggested that idea to her

I wanted some excitement in my life

Not really

You're all a bunch of brainless chimpanzees for the most part

Are you guys gonna terrorize MJ like you terrorized me??

If you don't, I'll be sad :(

MJ is worse

Once MJ told me that when men are hanged, they get a death erection called rigor erectus and I think about that everyday

Also you're more likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than getting struck by lightning

This is also a MJ fact