《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚁𝙸𝙿 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 ✆
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Oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive
So dont cry those teardrops
Alone or in pairs you belong everywhere
So cheer up and smile smile smile
Oh googly eyes dont look so surprised
I will put you on stuff
Put you on a small rock now the small rock can talk
But what does it say say say?
Put you on a tree stump now the tree stump can jump
Over the rooftops
I put you on a balloon it flew all over the room
Do you hear it sing sing sing?
Put you on a warm bun now that warm bun can run
We will never catch up
I put you on some old pants now those old pants can dance
You can see them jump jump jump
You've got googly eyes
I put you on a hole in the ground now that hole rolls around
And thats a little spooky
I put you back in the drawer all the things move no more
Everything's sleeping now
Oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive
So don't cry those teardrops
Alone or in pairs you belong everywhere
So cheer up and smile smile smile
You've got googly eyes
ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟿:𝟸𝟽 ᴀᴍ
WTF I DONT REMEMBER SENDING THAT LAST NIGHT
I wish I was
What happened to me last night??
I think I found out what happened!
[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]
Is that a capital offense? I feel like that is a capital offense
I chugged way too much cold medicine at an odd hour of the night and it made me very loopy
I just found a video I recorded on my phone from around the same time I sent the message
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Somehow I'm not dead so I'm gonna go with yeah I'm fine!
I'm not sending it
So somehow I acquired another phone, called 911 and when they asked for the emergency I said "I simply do not vide with the law" and then hung up
I love her so much
😞
Let's not kill Peter
Thank you very much
🥺
No, you can hardly keep yourself alive
How do you expect yourself to keep a goat alive
Sis eye-
Are you sure he's not dead
Be strong, soldier
Yes my queen!!!
Lmao rip Sam Wilson
Cause of death: being human
He sure is
What a loser
It's alive 😱
Peter, I love you
But why
🤫
I'm dating a rat...?
Harley, what did you do
Didyou and Wanda kill Sam?
So Sam's dead
Bucky and Peter are probably going to kill each other
That's fun :)
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Юуг ч илэрхийлээгүй хааяа толгойд минь орж ирээд гардаг oneshot-ууд байгаам. Хэсэг бүр нь өөр өөр утгыг агуулах энэ бичвэр нь хоорондоо хялгасан утсаар ч холбогдоогүй юм.
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