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Oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive

So dont cry those teardrops

Alone or in pairs you belong everywhere

So cheer up and smile smile smile

Oh googly eyes dont look so surprised

I will put you on stuff

Put you on a small rock now the small rock can talk

But what does it say say say?

Put you on a tree stump now the tree stump can jump

Over the rooftops

I put you on a balloon it flew all over the room

Do you hear it sing sing sing?

Put you on a warm bun now that warm bun can run

We will never catch up

I put you on some old pants now those old pants can dance

You can see them jump jump jump

You've got googly eyes

I put you on a hole in the ground now that hole rolls around

And thats a little spooky

I put you back in the drawer all the things move no more

Everything's sleeping now

Oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive

So don't cry those teardrops

Alone or in pairs you belong everywhere

So cheer up and smile smile smile

You've got googly eyes

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟿:𝟸𝟽 ᴀᴍ

WTF I DONT REMEMBER SENDING THAT LAST NIGHT

I wish I was

What happened to me last night??

I think I found out what happened!

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Is that a capital offense? I feel like that is a capital offense

I chugged way too much cold medicine at an odd hour of the night and it made me very loopy

I just found a video I recorded on my phone from around the same time I sent the message

Somehow I'm not dead so I'm gonna go with yeah I'm fine!

I'm not sending it

So somehow I acquired another phone, called 911 and when they asked for the emergency I said "I simply do not vide with the law" and then hung up

I love her so much

😞

Let's not kill Peter

Thank you very much

🥺

No, you can hardly keep yourself alive

How do you expect yourself to keep a goat alive

Sis eye-

Are you sure he's not dead

Be strong, soldier

Yes my queen!!!

Lmao rip Sam Wilson

Cause of death: being human

He sure is

What a loser

It's alive 😱

Peter, I love you

But why

🤫

I'm dating a rat...?

Harley, what did you do

Didyou and Wanda kill Sam?

So Sam's dead

Bucky and Peter are probably going to kill each other

That's fun :)