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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

*beep*

Hey, Peter

I know you can't answer the phone right now because you're fighting whatever the hell that monstrosity the news is reporting on but I don't know

I don't know why I'm even calling, I just felt like I had to

Why does the news even go live when you're beating the crap out of these guys?

Do they want to die?

Ouch, you just got flung into a brick building

That had to hurt

How do you get up and keep on fighting after shit like that happens?

I would probably just stare into the void or something after being thrown into the wall

Or maybe I would just start crying and die

Oh, my hot pockets are ready!

I'm gonna go get those real quick

You better not do something stupid while I walk away from the TV

And now I'm back to watching you

You look so facking hot beating that guy up

THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND Y'ALL!

Can you feel my heart eyes over the phone?

I'm giving TV you heart eyes right now

God, I love you so much

The news is now calling this dude Electro

Kinda stupid if you ask me

Every villain name is stupid because they decided a life of crime was a good idea

HELL YEAH!

BEAT THAT SHIT UP!

MY BOYFRIEND IS A BADASS!

TAKE THAT ELECTRO!

And you just face planted into the sidewalk...

You just had to ruin the mood

I wanna fight bad guys

It looks fun

I have a lot of pent up anger I could take out on these guys

Just saying

Maybe you should give me a call next time you're fighting someone

I can stab them with my daggers

I love my daggers

My parents think it's weird that I keep them next to my bed but I gotta be prepared

You never know when you might have to defend yourself in the middle of the night

Would I be considered a target since I'm friends with the Avengers?

I should ask Tony to upgrade my security system

Harley just texted me and asked if I was thirsting over you right now

I replied, "Why? Are you?"

He's probably going to kill me when I next see him

Kia and Vela are watching you too

Thought you needed to know that

You should get a dog

Dogs are great

Or you should get a cat

Either are good

Your pet chicken needs a friend

Haha your webs are so weird

How sticky are they?

You're webbing me to the wall tomorrow just so I can know how they work

I gotta make sure they're up to corporate standards

I finished my hot pockets and you're still fighting?

Weak

I need more Spider-Man merch

We're going shopping for some Spider-Man merch tomorrow as well

I need to support my man

The cops finally showed up

Took them long enough

It's been like 10 minutes?

Anyways that's very much not adequate

My dog is so cute I'm crying

This could be us but you playing

Kai just feel off the couch

He's still trying to figure out how to cat

Them officers really be going pew pew pew

I should ask Natasha or someone to teach me how to fire a gun

Family bonding amirite?

Electro really has the ability to control electricity and decided to go bad guy mode

Shaking my head

He's dumb

I'm going to hang up now because it looks like you're about to finish up

Text me when you're done

I love you, Spider-Dweeb

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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

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You good

No more crime fighting for you today

That's an order

:)

:(

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No

🥺

I'll think about it

...possibly

Get home sooner

But you're Spider-Man??

Hurry up

I want to see your probably black and blue face

I love you but why??

You're too nice for your own good

Perks of being NY's favorite wall crawling superhero

Tell said bus driver that I am the law so they legally can go over the speed limit

(Y/n) yes

(Y/n) maybe?

(Y/n) no 😔

!!!!

How do you get inside your apartment if you're Spider-Man?

People have eyes and can obviously see you

That checks out

FACETIME ME RIGHT NOW

I DONT CARE IF YOURE STILL IN YOUR SUIT

I MISS YOU

!!!!!!

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