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This better be good

I was in the middle of making Harley look like my sleep paralysis demon with makeup I just impulsively bought

...no

What do you want?

How could I forget your biggest dumb bitch moment

I'm not joking

I was right

Tell me I was right

Because I was right and you were a dumb whore looking for friends

I will never forgive you for the crime you have committed

You have brought shame upon our family

Bitch

How dare you do May dirty like that

I'm gonna tell her you said that

That's what I thought

So what did you want to tell me about Mysterio?

Interesting

Why was he fired? Besides the obvious

He thinks wearing a fish bowl for a helmet is cool

Is that so?

HA!

I get that the name is stupid but like acronyms

If you don't want it to be named something like BARF than don't call it Binary Augmented Retro Framing

He was just asking for it

I know that I act like a fool a majority of the time but I'm not stupid, Peter

We both went to Midtown

I can be smart when I want to

Plus, Mysterio shouldn't be mad at the guy for calling it BARF

Tony was his boss, and he should respect his decision no matter how immature they may be

Who?

Good

I want him to feel judged by me and only me

Only I can call Tony a dumb thot and get away with it

So, you what were you saying again?

Oh I remember "Quinten Beck"

Aka my boyfriend's self proclaimed husband

I just choose not to call him by his slutty name

I like calling him the foolish name he went by because he is a fool

I want you to know that he's a fool

Ya think!

So how was I right exactly?

Give me the specifics and ignore the screams in the background

I am totally not locking Harley in my closet so he can't look at the horrendous mess I made on his face

What?! No, I'm not that mean

I'm just not done with my masterpiece and I don't want him have a quick peak at it yet

Sometimes I think we should stop talking to him like Tony suggests but like Wade is wild and I love it

I do not condone the kill though

Yeah

We probably shouldn't be saying that...

Weird gift

I'm so confused but ok

Movie Tony is a dumb thot

The dumbest thot of all

Dumber than our Tony

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

YOU KILLED HIM?!

OH MY GOD MY BOYFRIEND IS A MURDERER

OH MY GOD HE WAS TRYING TO KILL A CHILD!

A child!

So he tried to kill you

I don't remember saying that would happen

Oh dear god

You were way to happy saying that

Wait

OH MY THOR I'M A PSYCHIC!

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE DONE THIS

Professor Trelawney who?

Hell yeah you do!

I have never felt more accomplished in my entire life

Thank you

I really needed this win

That's for sure

I should probably let Harley out of my closet before he kicks it down

You're welcome to just don't be gay with him when I'm around

Right

And I totally believe you

Make me

...damn that was smooth

Yay!

If Harley asked for any, bite him and poison him with your spider venom

BYE ARACHNID-BOY!