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"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"

I need some espresso

Pete, I don't know how to tell you this but you turned to dust on an alien planet last year

I went into high school childless and came out with two children

Vela and Kai

Life goal right there

Is your father going to be there, Peter

You know who I mean

For example, I will have all 4 of my parents attending

Need I also mention that I invited all the Avengers so they could scream when your name is called

That's the greatest news I have ever heard

Bitch

🥺

Aw look at him 🥰🥰

Your argument is valid, Mr. Leeds

Greatness indeed

Wanna know what else is greatness?

The history books don't teach you that

The American education system failed us

Quick question

Do you guys think I could convince the Avengers to hire me to be their own forensic scientist

I like how you think

Would they pay me??

They better or else I would cry

That sounds like a you problem

I am now sad

Time to cry into my pillow

That sounds about right

I just asked May and she said you came home crying

I AM A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND

Poor Ned

😭😭

Be bologna

Charles Dickens is shaking in fear

Shuri just texted me to say the title sequence for our YouTube reality tv show parody is ready

It was 100% my idea

Simple

We lost Spider-Man

Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you

Oh, I never expected you to run away

and leave me

Feeling this empty

Gary come home

Gary, can't you see I was blind

I'll do anything to change your mind

We're (not) all in this together!

We all had a crush on Troy Bolton as a kid right?

That wasn't just me

Am I hotter than Troy Bolton, Peter?

Sleep with one eye open tonight, Parker