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Kai started meowing at me repeatedly so I meowed back to assert my dominance... turns out he was only trying to tell me I left his food on the counter
They touch my son, they die
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Peter, you are a disgrace to the community
Tragic
ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟷𝟷:𝟶𝟽 ᴀᴍ
My teacher asked me what was the answer to the equation on the board and I said bagel
The answer was 0
Some girl said I'm technically not wrong
Stop! You're making me hungrier which is exactly why I said bagel instead of 0
I was thinking about food
Y'all think I could order a bagel on Uber Eats and not have my teacher notice
How 😳
Placing order now
I sit right by the window so I'll just have them give it to me through the window
I'm the stealthiest person on this planet
Natasha taught me everything I know
They'll be here in 7 minutes
I'm so hungry
Hell
How's Cynthia doing? Is she still eating doors
In case anyone was wondering I got my bagel and am now enjoying it
It's a very good bagel
Nobody loves me :(
Disgusting
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Make bagels not war
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