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ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟾:𝟷𝟷 ᴀᴍ

Kai started meowing at me repeatedly so I meowed back to assert my dominance... turns out he was only trying to tell me I left his food on the counter

They touch my son, they die

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟷𝟶:𝟺𝟽 ᴀᴍ

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Peter, you are a disgrace to the community

Tragic

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟷𝟷:𝟶𝟽 ᴀᴍ

My teacher asked me what was the answer to the equation on the board and I said bagel

The answer was 0

Some girl said I'm technically not wrong

Stop! You're making me hungrier which is exactly why I said bagel instead of 0

I was thinking about food

Y'all think I could order a bagel on Uber Eats and not have my teacher notice

How 😳

Placing order now

I sit right by the window so I'll just have them give it to me through the window

I'm the stealthiest person on this planet

Natasha taught me everything I know

They'll be here in 7 minutes

I'm so hungry

Hell

How's Cynthia doing? Is she still eating doors

In case anyone was wondering I got my bagel and am now enjoying it

It's a very good bagel

Nobody loves me :(

Disgusting

Yay🥰

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Make bagels not war

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