《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 ✆
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
tony stark's sleep
paralysis demons
"Here's your hot cheetos you dirty bitch"
-MJ @ me
Betrayal
😘
My eyes? Watering
My heart? Broken
Hotel? Trivago
Trash
Traitor
Munchity crunchity
I said MUNCHITY CRUNCHITY
Mmmm🤠
WEST VIRGINIAAAAA
And what about it
People need to hear my beautiful voice
You poor, poor country boy
Because I love you all
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
You ask, you shall receive
😭😭😭
😂
You are all welcome
😭😭
Ketchup juice yummy yummy
Tomato juice is not the same as ketchup juice
I love noodles
I want noodles
You say y'all un ironically when we ft so yeah, we kinda do
BECAUSE IM A FCKING MEME THATS WHY, YA YEEHAW TOOTIN ASS CRACK
Thor would never
Yes. If you have a problem with it, leave
ᴍᴍᴍᴍ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴄʜᴀ ᴊ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
She's now glaring at me from across the table
She's threatening me with a hardcover book so I don't add her back
ʙɪᴋᴇʀ ʙᴏɪ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴍᴍᴍ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴄʜᴀ ᴊ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
🙏🥺
🖕
Smile and wave. Smile and wave 😬👋
I like it when you're assertive
like that 😏💓💦
HARLEY WTF???!
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