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Ａｖｅｎｇｅｒｓ ＡＳＳ-ｅｍｂｌｅ🍑

Wakey wakey eggs and- THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENTy ;)

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟹:𝟸𝟻 ᴀᴍ

Little bow peep just ate my sheep and now I shall go and weep

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟹:𝟹𝟶 ᴀᴍ

Why you so obsessed with me?

Boy, I wanna know

Lying that you're sexing me,

when everybody knows

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟹:𝟺𝟽 ᴀᴍ

nā ʻīlio he mea hoʻoheheʻe hau

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟺:𝟶𝟷 ᴀᴍ

𝟷𝟸𝟹𝟾

Thor is a sparkly boi

God of sparkles

I know because my brain has power

Power brain

Brian of power

The mighty-chondria of Asgard if you will

Studying = students + dying and I just happened to stu(died)

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The kids are (not) alright

Much brains

So power

Children are nothing but immature bundles of flesh

My teacher saw me making this and now holds terror in his eyes

He won't even look at me now

IM BEING BULLIED BY CAPTAIN AMERICA

THATS AGAINST THE LAW

AND TRUST ME

I KNOW THE LAW

Try me bitch

More than one person may not congregate in public while wearing a mask

Guess I gotta pull a citizen's arrest next time I see it happen

Sorry not sorry

Same random kid, same

Ok Steben Grate Raters

OH MY GOD THEY JUST PASSED MY CLASSROOM

Wewowewowewo🚔🚨

VIVA LA SCHOOLVOLUTION

WE LIQUIFY THE RIBCAGES OF THOSE THAT STAND IN OUR WAY

Corruption in my common core curriculum? I think tf NOT

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABC's next time won't you overthrow a tyrannical government with me

A kid just went up to the front of the class and took a bite out of a piece of chalk

"It's a bit chalky" NO SHIT!!

Someone just airdropped me this. How do I respond??

Y'all make cocknuts a thing please

I sent this back

So are you guys familiar with those apps where you have to guess a word from the the combination of two pictures?

So one night my mom and I were just chilling and we got bored so I pulled out my phone so we can play the game

We're doing good till we get to a picture of a rooster and some weird nut looking thing

We were having trouble but eventually we figured out the first part of the word was cock because that's what you call a male rooster

And then we're stuck on the second picture

So my mom starts yelling out random things that it looks like and putting cock in front of it

Suddenly my mom screams "COCKNUT" and thus cocknut was born

The word was cockpit fyi

I swear my soul left my body when it happened

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Did he just-

That android has a death sentence

Gotchu fam

Call me Dr. (y/n)

I have a PhD in Riceiatrics

Would you look at the time. It's time for my regularly scheduled mental breakdown

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