《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙵𝚊𝚜𝚝, 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚞𝚖𝚋 ✆
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You know how I can be really stupid sometimes?
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
That's better
So you know how I have a dog?
If you dare lay one of your sticky fingers on her, I will straight up murder you
Deadass
Pete, you stick to the ceiling for a living
Your opinion is irrelevant
There is no fandom
I am the fandom
I can't believe I'm being accused of homicide by my own boyfriend
The nerve of some people
Do you want to hear about me being stupid or not?
So we've already established that I have a dog that I would murder Spider-Man for
And I think you're aware by how much I love cute lil fluffy animals
So I was just minding my own business
When suddenly I find myself in an animal shelter
Of course not!
I got a cat!
It's a baby!
And I love him!
Ok, but hear me out
His face was the purest thing I have ever seen and he's just so small and filled with love
No, Peter
I have not named him
I just go around calling him Kai for fun
I KNOW!
Technically that was the name he had at the shelter but it was just too cute change
Yeah, and they are my children
They deserve all of my love
You can perish
I have a new man in my life
In my defense, kitten
You wanna come meet Kai?
Please don't
I don't want to have to try and convince my parents that the skylight shattered because a fat squirrel jumped on it again because my boyfriend is actually Spider-Man and incredibly clumsy
YOU FELL THROUGH MY ROOF, PETER!
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!
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Sure it was
Vela, Kai, you hear something?
You sound like a whiny toddler
Baby
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ｐａｒａｌｙｓｉｓ ｄｅｍｏｎｓ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʙɪᴋᴇʀ ʙᴏɪ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ 🔬sᴍᴏʀᴛ🧪 ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴍᴍᴍ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴄʜᴀ ᴊ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ғʙɪ ɴᴇᴅ-ɢᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Hello and welcome to hell!!
How do you know her
Oh wait you guys were in a gc together
Top 10 anime betrayals
So you're probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today
Nobody asked you
I'm sitting right next to you rn
I can punch you
💖💖
I impulsively got a cat named Kai today
And what about it?
I love them OKAY
HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SON IN MY OWN HOME!
Too late🔪
I am now accepting boyfriend applications
Peter will be missed
Sometimes I can still hear his voice
BIBBLE!!!!
MY FIRST LOVE
Princess and the Pauper was a classic
But let's remember Barbie: Fairytopia, Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia, and Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow which all stared our lord and savior: Bibble
Of course I do. Who do you take me for? Ned
LETS ALL GO TO WAKANDA FOR IT
Wow... not suspicious at all
Well, if you can't beat them join them
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