《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜 ✆
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Noodley oogley boogley doodley
Just let me eat my ramen noodles in peace, Peter
Or did I?
Noodles
I love me some good noodles Lady and the Tramp style
...I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that
Yes, I was talking about kissing
Lady and the Tramp style noodle kissing
Apparently I'm in love with a brick wall
Wonderful
Why? Because it's the truth?
Ha!
Spider-Man goes splat!
Tragic
Says the one that swings around New York in a glorified spandex spider suit
Why you gotta bring up my past embarrassments like that
I thought you loved me
No you
No you
No you
No you
No you
No you
NOODLES!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
Noodle date
You better
Yeah, I guess I can do that
For the noodles
I mean it's possible
They probably have some alien equivalent to ramen up there
Whether it tastes like it or not is another story
Critics alike applaud the thoughtful evaluation of life's greatest galactic mysteries
Is it about noodles?
It better be about noodles or I will revolt
Gross
I bet there are better space noodles out there somewhere
To be honest, I forgot why I had initially called you
I'm a disappointment
I'm even ashamed of myself
I can't even bear to listen to my own thoughts
That's oddly dark and poetic
Ok, well I need to actually get going now if I'm going to make it to yours on time
Or will you? Dun dun dun
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