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THOT

*THOR

YOU KNOW WHAT? THOT WORKS JUST AS WELL

THOT HOEDINSON

LOVE OF MY LIFE

MY GODLY ALIEN KING FATHER

PLEASE ANSWER ME YOU MAJESTIC LIGHTNING BOI

I. Want. To. Meet. The. Aliens.

Let me rephrase that

I want to meet the space morons that you told me about

Do they have phones? Probably not

I still want to text them tho

Please

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

Please, Thot Hoedinson, seductive god of thunder

...Bruce

Dr. Bitch Banner

Anyways ALIENS!!!!

I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE TREES

Yay!

I'm having flashbacks to my interrogation

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ǫᴜɪʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅʀᴀx ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɴᴛɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴏʀᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɢʀᴏᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴇʙᴜʟᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

SPACE GANG!!

I'm (Y/n)

Just a boring human that's not even a "superhero"

I just befriend all of them

Uh, what'd he say

I don't speak Groot yet

Wild. Thanks Thor!

Should I tell him?

Ok then...

HEY, INFERIOR PETER! YOU'RE ALREADY INSULTING YOURSELF BY CALLING YOURSELF STAR-LORD

Hello everyone, I have a name. Please use it

😊😊

Pure

Aw I want to meet you too, Groot

I want to be a tree whisperer

Yes! I want to be him

Peter, that's from Frozen 2, you dumbass

And I know for a fact you're referring to the first Frozen movie

I think you mean n(ice)

A little stabby never killed nobody

Shut up, dad

Biologically, no

Spiritually, yes

My heart❤️

😔

Yes he ing do

He has no heart because once he threatened to kill me. Actually, that has happened multiple times

HE GOSSIPS ABOUT ME?! Awww

I bet Tony cries about how much I annoy him

Neat

ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ [s(ᴘ)ᴀ(ᴄᴇ)]ɴᴅᴡʜɪᴄʜ🚀💫

A token to remember us by

Don't question my king, Gordon Ramsay

Space gang rise up!!

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