《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙸𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 ✆
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I'm bored
Well, it just became a you problem
Are you out?
I don't know
Just bored
You're joking
I feel that on a spiritual level
PETER!
I JUST THOUGHT OF A GENIUS IDEA!
I'M GOING TO STOP SCREAMING NOW!
Ok, so you know how reality shows are a comedic goldmine?
Hear me out
We make a reality TV parody show with the Avengers on YouTube
We can be co producers, Shuri can be post production, and Harley can be the over dramatic director
Obviously
It would be a sin to humanity if it didn't
Ok... got it!
Well, hopefully I have it
It'll be a mash up between drama and avengers
Like dramavengers!
We are literally geniuses
We'll have to run it by the Avengers too
As long as we don't reveal any secrets or cause any harm to their public image, we'll be good
Should we make a separate channel just for this purpose?
Wow, I can't believe my boredom lead to this
I should be bored more often
Thanks
Wanna know what's hot?
The sun
Wait, Obama?
Did you say that because you're his favorite superhero? Suck up
Obama doesn't think you're hot, Peter
He may like you, but that doesn't mean he finds you attractive
There's a difference
Not my proudest moment
I stay awake at night just thinking about it
And I never said you aren't attractive, I said Obama doesn't think so
You're plenty enough attractive if I do say so myself
I mean technically we aren't official
I don't mind
What do you want, Peter
Hey, don't worry about me
I don't want you to feel pressured to say yes
Cool
So cool
Well, I guess I'll go contact Harley and Shuri while you ask the Avengers
See ya, lover boy!
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