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╔ Regular- peter + (y/n) ╗

What

Flash, why the hell are you texting me

No, not really

You can't have it

Better luck next time

Eye-

Why would I know

I wasn't going to

Why would I even be in his will? I'm just his intern

Check my gpa dumbass

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Peter, you're a dumb bitch

You're the dumbest bitch

The lord told me so

...yet

Ok so what's with Peter being mr. dumbo supreme

He's totally in Tony's will

Hold on give me a sec

I just texted Tony and he said you're in the will, Peter

For once in your life. Congrats

Yes it does :)

It doesn't seem like he's lying

Yeah and??

Even he knows you are

Peter, just accept the fact that you are both smart and dumb

In other news, Captain America is also a dumb bitch

I wasn't trying to

Funny story actually... we need to be added back to the group chat

I wouldn't be surprised

It's probably their villain origin story

Honestly I can't believe I got roped in with them either

Like they could have kicked me out of the chat and changed their numbers on me but they didn't

Listen, they had so much information on me and threatened me I didn't even think about handing their numbers out to the public

That's hilarious

Peter, yes it is and you know it

Flash whenever Spider-Man is mentioned:

Embrace the truth

Oh come on, Peter! You know it's true

Don't give me that attitude

Nah, Pete's just protective of Spidey because they're besties for the resties

Isn't that right??

Flash will

Just go with it

Well, it's hard to say goodbye as I need to pretend I care, so bye. I'm gonna go raid my fridge