《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚋𝚊𝚒𝚝 ✆
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Avengers ASS-emble🍑
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you-
LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH, EM
Exhibit A as to why I am an angle of depression. Peter show the congregation
THERAPY IS A SCAM WHEN I CAN CUT AND DYE MY HAIR TO FIX ALL MY PROBLEMS
Badeesh
Oh feebee lay!
Renato! Renato! Arriba chandler!
Even made up ones from a game? Wild
Thor saying nah fam is my new aesthetic
o_o
Stark may be a rusty boi but Steve's a busty boi
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Slow down, grab your Bible, pray like you tryna make your soul revival. Praise the Lord, praise the Lord👏
Facking do it, you pussy
Brb dying over here
Wondo makes my heart do things
Don't judge my like choices, salmonella
Update on y'alls contact names
Sam is now salmonella and vision is easy back oven
Too bad, so sad
Just thought y'all should know that Peter just sent me this
Eye-
I feel obligated to come hug you now
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ʜᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Peter, I think we've been had
THAT LIL BITCH
sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
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