《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 ✆
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Operation Titanic
Hold on, the whole crew isn't here
ɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Not important
What is important, is MJ's news
Bet
FACKING FIGHT ME YOU COWARD
What's the breaking news
What does it's happening mean
oh
Oh
OH
I feel like a proud mother!
How'd you find that out
When's it going down
Oh, Liz used to go to our school
My skin? Cleared
My depression? Cured
My future? Bright
Hotel? Trivago
Existed
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Memevengers
Do you ever get random bursts of confidence that make you go hell yeah I'm the hottest bitch in the universe but other times you're like the lord gathered all the trash he could find to create me
It's midnight and I'm feeling very option b
Woman after my own heart
Harley is just cat puke. Ignore him
I saw my reflection in the microwave while warming up chicken strips
Everyone be like Thor
I love Thor
Therefore, everyone should be like Thor
👁👄👁
I mean, you're not wrong
I no longer love Shuri
I'm putting her up for sale on eBay
Sold to the greasy hobo man!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Serious-Burn%3famp=1
jrosjeklwirkrn
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He looks like a depressed hoe and that makes me depressed
Last Tuesday you thought Washington DC was in Washington state
It's because he's assgardian
Guardian of dat ass🍑
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I did a whole motherfacking compilation on all y'alls asses. Of course I have pics
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We've strayed so far from the light
Midtown's ass
Sorry, I don't make the rules
I've straight up told him he has a nice ass before I knew his secret identity
In my defense, I'm a thirsty bitch
Shuri can go fall into a black hole for all I care
The void spits you out because it doesn't like raw meat like you
T'Challa can't save you here
Karen, activate light post stripper protocol
Hey Spider-dweeb ;)
It was a dare obvi
Oh you know normal things like the 2008 recession, Trump's toupee, our plans to steal the Declaration of Independence, my plans for world domination
No I'm not. That'd be illegal
I'm not old enough to go big boy prison and if imma get arrested I want to go to big boy prison not tiny tikes play prison
@keener (ง'̀-'́)ง
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