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When air is edible, then we'll talk

According to Newton's third law of me not giving a fack, I legally have to kill you now

HUH?

What, no!

Who told you that?

Even if I was, how is it any of your business?

Who told you, Eugene?

You mean Ned?

You didn't hear this from me, but I'm going to murder him

And why exactly?

Psh, that's not true

I liked you better when you were an asshole

That's better

Ew, you caring about my personal life disgusts me... tell me more

I think you're bearable too, but then again I constantly want to kick your ass out of a second story window

Really? Is that so?

How dare you invoke the name of my ancestors, young sir

The next time I see you, I'm punching you in the face

Deal? What deal?

ARE WE GOING TO PLAY DEAL OR NO DEAL?!

Who says they already haven't, and that I'm just a very beautiful zombie living the best life a resurrected body can live

You're just jealous that I'm prettier as a zombie than you are as a living person

I hate me too

Yeah I'm currently being a depressed bitch because that merc with a mouth, Deadpool, told me and the Avengers some devastating news yesterday

You have to be a level 10 friend to learn about my grievances

You're like a 1.5

I intended it to

I'll only allow you to do that if you stop harassing Peter about his internship being fake

Um, yes I do

I have photographic evidence

I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

Ok, I sent it

Later

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There's many more pictures but here's 2

You asked for them

You're on thin fcking ice

No

wHy Do YoU hAtE mE

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Ａｖｅｎｇｅｒｓ ＡＳＳ-ｅｍｂｌｅ🍑

It's neither of you hoes

Dramatic bitch

Does that mean Vision is my brother now?

OH MY GOD THAT MEANS WANDA AND I ARE SISTER IN LAWS

Literal children

Jet-powered roller skates

Even I knew, Steven

🔫

Pretty sure it's just you 4

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Obviously

What movie should I bring? Shrek or Shrek?

You have food or should I bring some because I don't want to like die of starvation

Lol guess what? Flashole and I are now 1.5 level friends

I convinced him you had the Stark internship by sending him those pics of Toe Knee and you

Peter I'm bringing my dog because I can

My beautiful chauffeur 💕