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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

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Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane thortilla

Pussy

The nerve

Fcking borky

Winterfalcon

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟸:𝟸𝟸 ᴀᴍ

𝟾𝟶𝟼

Been there. Done that

⚡️💛⚡️

I love my fathor ⚡️💛⚡️

A true hero

Has anyone heard from Borky

And I oop-

Asgard is where I belong. I wish I was born there because Earth sucks ass

Peter??? Where you've been boy

Go back to sleep and starve

(y/n).exe has stopped working

Are you ok??

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN THE FACK UP

We need to remake that vine and make it go viral

It'd be good for publicity

Wanda, my love, would you like to go on a chicken nugget date??

Do it

Cynthia need them fire oats too. I feel personally connected to Cynthia

...I don't eat doors, Peter. My actual parents don't feed me like Borky don't feed Cynthia

Y'all I want to add Harley in here. That cool?

😘

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʙɪᴋᴇʀ ʙᴏɪ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

A better way of living

I feel like that's Sam's new favorite word

That's some good content right there. You think it got filmed

Tragic

My dog just tried to claw my eye out. If that ain't love than I don't know what is

Me me me me me me!!

MY GOATS

I CALLED DIBS FIRST

YES! IN YOUR FACES, YOU HEADS!

Fack. Wanda, wanna go on our chicken nugget date now?

Chick-fil-A. I'll send you the address

Chill. One casualty is enough for the day

𝟿𝟹𝟾

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