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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

And...?

Show me the receipts

You're putting words in my mouth

Then it was staged

A lot of YouTubers stage their videos. How do I know this? Because I'm now YouTube famous and staged that

Hypothetically, let's say I didn't stage that. How is this any of your concern?

I don't see how that's any of your concern. Please try again

Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans

Trauma

Also, calling me a chicken is a complement because I love chickens

Both...

And I couldn't date Peter even if I wanted to because he does dumb shit like go after saggy nut chined Barney, and flake away because glow in the dark Fruity Pebbles control the universe

And I just can't have a flakey boyfriend. Nobody wants that. What if he flakes away when we're supposed to go on a date?

That's not at all what I said

There's nothing to read into

Sure, Peter just happens to be mildly attractive and have a great personality and also be Spider-Man, but that doesn't mean I like like him

I try

I bet our zodiac signs aren't even compatible

No, but maybe the stars don't lie

I should ask Thor if all that astrology stuff is real or not

You think he would know?

For being 1,500 years old, he doesn't look a day over 30

Why are you telling me this and not Peter? He's like your best friend and I'm just your middle tier friend

...I gotta go jump into a volcano to find my lost car keys

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╔ Regular- peter ╗

When?

Whaaaaaaaat?

I am totally unaware of that happening

Who ever said that I liked her

My heart is dead

Love is a lie

No

Because we don't like each other

I know my own feelings, Ned

You have to be kidding me

I don't dream

Because nobody else wanted to be our friends

Wait seriously?!

I don't believe you

For all I know you could be faking that

Ouch

THIS IS SUPERHERO DISCRIMINATION!

Stfu

Fine, I kinda sorta really like (y/n)

Are you happy?

🎉

What the hell, Ned?!

Fcking hell

Just leave me

a l o n e

Sometimes I want to yeet myself back to outer space because of you

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟷𝟶 ᴘᴍ