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Before you come at me, I am well aware that it's like two in the morning

Are you serious?!

Of course that's what I'm getting at

nO nEeD tO bE sO rUdE

That's what you sound like

You can't tell me what to do!

Ok, but I legit cannot believe Tony's idea actually worked

Like who knew he knew another teenager

He seems to adopt kids everywhere he goes

Should I be concerned?

Isn't that cyborgist, Peter

Anyway, like this Harley kid is actually insane

Can you even believe he let the Tony Stark live in his garage when he was like ten?!

Now I want Tony to randomly show up at my house

Tony Stark is the real Bloody Mary, and that's the tea

So how was it seeing someone else in your Spidey suit because it was trippy as hell for me

Spandex-Man? I think yes

(Y/n), yes

Well, I just wanted to talk about how the plan totally worked because my brain is fried from trying to edit a video

All the popular YouTubers do it, so I can too

I've only posted one other video on my account, and it was of me going to Asgard

My death sentence trip!

Aka me at in the Avengers wildlife exhibit

That's my whole brand, Peter

You are an Avenger, so be happy you got a fantastic fan like me promoting you all on the daily

You're getting good publicity from me

You guys should actually hire me for that

I think I would do a damn good job at it

And why is that?

But like the compound was state of the art

Everything they own costs more than all those high end brands combined

I'm so telling him you said that!

Fine, than I'll post it on my incorrect Spider-Man quotes Twitter account with totally not real quotes from the superhero himself

The feeling is mutual, Spider-Dweeb

My patience has been beheaded by the guillotine, so adios alligator!

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Excuse me??

I am confusion. Where did you hear any of this??

Oh right!

Kinda forgot I posted that the other day

One made at 3am

OH MY THOR IT HAS 2 MILLION VIEWS

IM FAMOUS, BITCH!!!

This is why your my least favorite Jonas Brother, Eugene

*peter

I know, spelling is hard

That's because he's Tony Stark's intern. I thought you knew this

Are you on crack??

So you don't think you're on crack??

Sounds like something that someone on crack would say

I asked you because you're either incredibly dumb or on crack to actually think that Peter's internship was fake

THAN WHY DOES TONY LITERALLY TREAT HIM LIKE A SON IN MY VIDEO

But he showed up like a few minutes into the video...

And I KNOW that you watched the whole thing, Eugene

Than how did you know that every avenger makes an appearance

Oh you right. People are making gifs and memes out of parts of it and this was my life goal

I can die happily now

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