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I didn't want to do this, but I was talking to

my friend and she's a genius so I'm doing it

GIMME THEM ALIENS

THE GOVERNMENT IS A SHAM. THEY BE HIDING THEM ALIENS FROM US

Thor's on my side, Toe Knee

He wants to free his friends

Ok, that's true but FREE THE ALIENS

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You added me so... it's kind of your fault

THE ALIENS, TOE KNEE. I WANT TO FREE THEM FROM AREA 51

But he's like rich????

Please, Toe Knee

I'll even call you by your real name

Well then... FACK YOU, TOE KNEE STANK

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I HAVE CRUSH! HELP

Also Area 51 apparently doesn't have aliens so now all my dreams are crushed

Apparently Tony Stark bought Area 51 and when I asked him to free the aliens he told me that there weren't any

He told me to go to space if I wanted some aliens

Idk but it gave me 100% and then I had a midlife crisis, so that was fun

And yes, it's the same guy

That's false! And I'm not in love with Peter! Maybe I just like staring through school windows!!!!

Well maybe I have a crush on Flash

Ned?

Maybe I was bewitched

It's to get past the Steve Rogers censor

And for the last time, I DO NOT STARE AT PETER PARKER!!

Hahahaha I don't have a crush on him

That would be absurd

If anything I have a crush on Spider-Man

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Peter's not Spider-Man

That would be absurd

Well, would you look at the time. It's I don't give a shit o'clock

Who's Spider-Man?

Peter Parker? I don't know him

Maybe you're Spider-Man. Ever think of that

If I can get proof that he's not Spider-Man, will you believe me??

Oh my god I'm going to be murdered by the avengers

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'M ABOUT THE FACKING DIE BITCH!