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"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"

Why does food cost so much money? I'm just trying to survive out here and live my pathetic life but it be costing me like $20 just to have a mediocre meal

Your girl is poor and doesn't wish to starve

TONY STARK IS PRACTICALLY YOUR FATHER!!! YOU'LL SURVIVE

IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN FINANCIALLY TO YOU TONY WOULD COME IN AND SAVE YOUR FACKING ASS

Accept the fack or go sit on a tack

Like I tried the whole starving thing before because my parents are #rude and don't buy the necessities of life, and let me just say it's not the peanut to my butter

Do YoU wAnT mE tO sTaRvE pEtEr???

People need food to live Peter. Do you wish for me to die?!

Gladly😊

Good

Idk. Why don't you go ask him

Also tell him I'm poor and need food money

Yes, money money is also what I need

And baseball hat money

*clears throat*

Suffer

I'll take my thanksgiving turkey with a nice side of suffering

Stop judging my life choices, PeTeR

THE.

100% sure that Loki said that during some point in his life

I talk to Thor a lot. He tells me stories. It's always a good time

Just like Tony did to you

I feel like you would vibe well with Bruce Banner

But would he vide with the Hulk? They're a packaged deal. Two for one kind of deal

That's the goal

That'll be $19.99

You know what that means

*pat pat*

On all levels except physical, I am a wolf

I second that

Yeah, same here, but like that's from THE OG ASGARD

Thor is onto you, Ned

Old security footage. Tony gave me access as a bribe

I was bribed to keep my mouth shut in more ways than one for a reason I cannot disclose

Anywho, these gifs of Thor really make me miss his long hair but his short hair is also very hawt and now I am confusion

MY EMOTIONS ARE CONFLICTED

Like I want him to grow it out but at the same time the short hair is just the greatest thing I've ever basked my eyes upon

But valid

So back to my food dilemma, if I choose to "save money" and make my own meals, I still have to buy ingredients which adds up. Cooking is fun and all, but I can't cook that well or that many different things

If I go out and get something to eat I could either risk my health and eat cheap fast food or go into debt because I got food from an actual restaurant

The Tragedy of Spider-Man of Queens

Loki had a play called the Tragedy of Loki of Asgard when he impersonated Odin. It was about his "death" and how he saved Asgard

Omg how'd you know

Well this was fun and all, but I actually have to go get some food. I've been sitting in the Target parking lot texting you guys instead of buying food like I was told to

My parents are getting suspicious

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You too??

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Don't use my face against me

Of course you use Thor for her

You two love him an unhealthy amount

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