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Why the hell would I want to know that?

Why the hell do you know that?

Why the hell did you think it was necessary to start a conversation like that?

Ok, that's fair

You know how I'm totally not obsessed with Spider-Man?

You don't have any proof that backs up your claim

That doesn't prove that I run it

Damn it

But as I was saying, I want to get Spidey to meet up with me without having to ask him to come meet me

That's dangerous though

Or the fire department will come instead

You only had one

You can't see me, but I'm the human incarnation of the whale face right now

I don't know

Maybe I'll hang onto a really high flag pole or I'll make a gigantic sign that calls him over

Or I get real fancy and have a plane write in the sky for him to come meet me

I'm so poor though

True

I'll post it on Twitter so the whole world can see and then he'll be forced to do my bidding

Did you?

Whatever

Well, gotta go blackmail the Tony Stark

Later, loser

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TONY INGSTARK

Why is the Steve Rogers censor still activated?

Fuk you, Stark

Not what I meant 🙄

Would you be willing to spend a couple thousand so I can have a plane write in the sky

I have a message to send to someone

Huh

Huh

But you're a billionaire??

Nvm

Maybe...

I thought I was going to have to blackmail you or something. That was much easier than expected

Thank you, Toe Knee

I've been wondering that for a while now

Like why am I still in a group chat with the freakin Avengers?!

I'm just that outstanding

:)

Who else is betting that we'll get together?

Whatever you say, Toe Knee

Whatever you say

I take $500

Yay money!