《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 ✆
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Avengers ASS-emble🍑
You rehearse that or something
Yeah probably
Because according to the encyclopedia of akdbelcjejhsf
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
That makes absolutely no sense. How does one add themselves if they're not even on the chat to begin with
But it's not June????
Why would you be saying Happy June 27ᵗʰ!
What's so special
Yay for honesty!!!!! Even if it's morbid
Are we the ungrateful buffoons?
Valid
Haha auTHOR
Thank you?? and happy __ birthday I guess
🎉🎈🎁🎂
I would have said the age if I knew it
Come on, Peter, I thought you were smarter than that
Oh cool!
Wait reader?! Why'd you call me reader?!
😘
But I'm not an avenger
Wow thank you so much, Tony. I can feel the love tonight
Go ahead, Wade. I dare you
I should have left you on that street corner where I found you
Badass
That's not needed
Why should it be
I don't love Peter
Who said that
I ASKED WHO SAID THAT
No I didn't
What happened?
🖤
🖤🖤
Love you mom🖤
You're mean to me so that's what you get
All of it. I want all the money
Because reasons
My cultured children, how I love you
⚡️⚡️
That's my personal favorite
Yay! My love for Thor is undying
I've only had Thor for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to him, I would kill everyone in this chat and then myself
Toit
Yes please!!!!!
💚
He's so soft. I didn't have the heart to change anything but add a heart
Friendly banter. Grow a backbone
When did you fossils become educated in the gen z language
You're all like one big giant dysfunctional family
Dysfunctional
The robot man speaks!!
You shouldn't be. I just looked up a translator online. Vision was too long so I settled for Vis. Might change it to just 01010110 to shorten it
OH MY GOD, PETER, YOU HAVE A ROBOT BROTHER
VISION, WHO'S YOUR MOM
So, anyone got some popcorn?
Just let the magic happen
I'm lost
It's a play on your name
I couldn't think of anything else
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ʜᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Anyone else remember when Vision said he had three dads? Are we not going to talk about that?
I feel like we should talk about that
Hello?!?!!
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Oblivion Online (complete)
Thanks for permission to use the cover by WanderingInPixels over on Deviant Art. As of 12-15-18, the story is finished. I am planning to edit and will release the books as I finish in one big go, but there isn't a timeline on any of that. Marty had a fairly easy life as a cook for Arctic Storm Entertainment headquarters when he gets an offer from the company to try out a new playstyle for their biggest VRMMORPG, Oblivion Online. Follow him as he makes his way through the game as one of the monster races trying to survive against the forces of light. Author's note: I will update every Monday and Friday for sure, with the possibilities of bonus chapters through the week if I get extra writing done. I also did a disservice to several of my characters early on. I'm slowly working through a re-write, but it will be a while as I want to make sure I get it right this time around.
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Scion of the Void
What happens when a retired Sailor, avid gamer, Player versus Player nut and an H.P. Lovecraft fan all rolled into a man with slight psychopathic tendencies gets brought to a world of fantasy with role-playing elements? Chaos, absolute bloody chaos. Join Jake as he attempts to find his way in a brand new world filled with elves, dragons, and all manner of strange and magical creatures, all the while he butchers and slaughters his way to power. Can he make it, or will he be brought down by the darkness inside of him? Cover by Novissimus. Authors Note: Hey guys, thank you for taking the time to look this over. As this is my first work of any sort of writing, I would love it if you can give me any feedback you can think of. Hit me hard and hit me often, so I can make it better for everyone. Thank you! Authors Note #2. Some of the wonderful people reading this horrible attempt at literature have reviewed the Main Character as an unlikable a**hole that thinks everything is stupid or idiotic, while others have reviewed the Main Character as realistic and sarcastic. As the author, I think that both of these points are true, and if you, the reader, feel like you won't enjoy the MC being these things in your story, then it might be that this fiction is not for you. But if it is, then I welcome you with open arms. Thank you for your time.
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I Think I Got Stuck In My Favourite RPG :TFALM
After another night of drunken partying by himself, Dale wakes up to find that he is his character Azurith from an old MMO RPG he was playing the other night. Trapped in a magical world where elves, dwarfs and demons exist, he decides to play along and start a guild. Accompanied by a band of beautiful ladies, the self pro-claimed Booty-demon azurith will vanquish evil monsters, rebuild cities from scratch and make his guild or as he calls it, his "harem" famous across the world, but first, he will have to deal with all the stereotypes that came with becoming a demon. Writeathon challenge:"
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Heavy Metal: A Cyberpunk Novelette
A soldier meets his favorite rockstar, partakes in mind uploading, and faces the reality of the war he's fighting. Ian finally has a night off, just in time to see his favorite band and the rockstar he worships. But then the doors are blown in, and a special ops team storms the place with guns blazing. When the smoke clears, his hero is dead. When the captain tells him to keep quiet, Ian can't help but talk to his hero one last time. What the rockstar says turns his reality upside down, that he might be the one inflicting terror on his people. Now Ian has to figure out what his captain is hiding, before he's forced to destroy the mind of his hero. If you love cyberpunk that makes you think, then you'll enjoy Ian's war within himself, and his plight against the military system pushing him to murder.
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YAOS 1 - Limitless Adventures - Yet Another OP Story Book 1
December 23rd 2018: Book 1 is now up at Smashwords and at Amazon. December 30th 2018: V1.1.2 of YAOS Book 1 is out, some content additions, fixed typos. Amazon's enhanced typesetting now displays tables properly. YAOS is shown through the eyes of some genius athlete getting OP inside a VR, ah wait, Full Immersion game, ?F.I.O?. Not a Hero, not a Nerd, just a driven individual paying for mistakes made, biding time until he can return to the Real World. He isn't defined like you'd normally do it, you can pick his looks and name all on your own, just like you do in video games. Believe it or not, keeping his looks undefined is harder than you think. His backstory isn't expounded in detail, but it drives his choices. Book 1 isn't about depressing sob stories but about fun and rushing forward, pursuing new horizons. Oh, and you'll end on a cliffhanger! Well, most serials do, so you will probably expect that without being told explicitly. But it isn't that bad, there's a lot of reveals and more to come once this book, that is the first in a planned three-part series, is finally ready for release on amazon et al. The published version will have: 1.) Godawful speaker tags, I hate them, they make you stop thinking and speed up editing so much. In hindsight they should have been in to begin with. But I stand by my goals proclaimed earlier. You guys should think while reading, that is the whole point of the exercise. Apply the knowledge and ideas, improve yourself, get creative! 2.) Pretty colored tables, the damned blue boxes, a lot of work, 69 in one book. Finally fixed amazon's centering issue. Can't say I liked the hours needed to debug that. 3.) The promised Mitara chapters. 4.) A cover! 5.) And lastly, updated polished versions of several chapters. MC shares more of his past, some terrible chapters (esp. 32) finally work. Some new scenes, minor rewrites in parts. Text flow and other issues. The current challenge is to maintain essential ambiguity while satisfying people wanting to know more without thinking three steps ahead. Balancing one with the other is tough. The smut which was in remains, but the story told is not to be superseded by it. A 15+ rating for the first book is also important, not to mention, YAOS wasn't meant to contain any smut to begin with. If the Author can turn to writing full time his output should increase, so please support YAOS #1 once it does finally release. ~Thank You~ No maps so far, that should be in, but is really hard to get done right. Again, tips are appreciated. Update September 2017: Stubbed chapters, sorry guys, currently don't have time to upload them elsewhere, polishing book 1 and 2, writing 3, takes precedence. Book 1 is in heavy editing, too much to keep synced and continuing editing. I'd need a site which offers JS-free rapid managing of chapters and comments. Coding one myself or setting a premade up is out of scope until I'm done with the books. RRL-old offered that, nuff said. This is only here because the author believes in fairies, nobody reads this, most likely. October to December 2017: Life threw some curveballs. February 2018: Book 2 draft 1 completed, at ~150K words. Book 2 is fairly epic in scope, requires 1 rewritten chapter, some editing. Tables and miscellanea are in, but needs at least a grammar pass. March 2018: Book 3 at 28k words, first arc, rest needs serious planning for spin-off and satisfying conclusion. July 2018: Yet another proofing/editing session of books 1-3, 101+ chapters, ~300k words. B3 at 48k, starts out great, but no ETA, no wordcount limit, in flux. But prioritizing my writing cannot be done, I hate the delays as much as you, but you will prefer the whole released in a timely fashion rather than wait. Knowing myself how excruciating waiting can be, at least you'll get significantly polished versions and an ETA on book 2 by release of book 1. December 23rd 2018: Book 1 is now up at Smashwords and in the process at Amazon et. al.. . To all who wait patiently, offered feedback, thanks again!
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Bellatrix Lestrange
The truth about what happened to Bellatrix Lestrange, perhaps not as evil as you first thought?
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