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A conflict has arisen in my life

Please help me

I beg of you

Nvm. I'm poor as shit

No

What no!

Why would you think that?!

Maybe lay off of them for a while

I think I like someone

My stone cold heart is growing soft. Make it stop

Never been more proud to be a seat cushion

Dogs are my soft spot ok

They needed it more than me

Your point being????

Nope. My alphabet soup that I just spilled spelled it out just fine

So any who I NEED HELP

I've met said person maybe twice and we only talk on the phone

How do I know if these feelings are the real deal or because a psychic told me so

Genius

Seems legit. Imma try it real quick

Alien? Seriously??

Plus I'm not telling you

*god from another realm that happened to be located in space

I can see how you could confuse the two

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I got 100% on all the different calculators I just tried

No

My life is over

I'm going to go stab myself with this Asgardian dagger that I was totally not gifted when I visited

Oof I ded

I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life

What part? The ded or haunting part

Haunting??

Because I was lying about that. I would totally haunt the avengers compound because hot superheroes

Only explanation is

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* M A G I C *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

😏

Oh no! I just got a booty call from a space pirate. Gotta go pet my cat alien!

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Y'all hot because

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* M A G I C *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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