《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙼𝚒𝚍𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚜 ✆
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A conflict has arisen in my life
Please help me
I beg of you
Nvm. I'm poor as shit
No
What no!
Why would you think that?!
Maybe lay off of them for a while
I think I like someone
My stone cold heart is growing soft. Make it stop
Never been more proud to be a seat cushion
Dogs are my soft spot ok
They needed it more than me
Your point being????
Nope. My alphabet soup that I just spilled spelled it out just fine
So any who I NEED HELP
I've met said person maybe twice and we only talk on the phone
How do I know if these feelings are the real deal or because a psychic told me so
Genius
Seems legit. Imma try it real quick
Alien? Seriously??
Plus I'm not telling you
*god from another realm that happened to be located in space
I can see how you could confuse the two
...
...
I got 100% on all the different calculators I just tried
No
My life is over
I'm going to go stab myself with this Asgardian dagger that I was totally not gifted when I visited
Oof I ded
I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life
What part? The ded or haunting part
Haunting??
Because I was lying about that. I would totally haunt the avengers compound because hot superheroes
Only explanation is
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* M A G I C *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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Oh no! I just got a booty call from a space pirate. Gotta go pet my cat alien!
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Y'all hot because
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* M A G I C *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
"ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs ᴀss-ᴇᴍʙʟᴇ🍑"
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