《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 ✆
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Thorsty
????
What?
ɴᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ "ᴡʜᴏʀᴇs ғᴏʀ ⚡️ᴛʜᴏʀ⚡️"
Aw, but I liked Thorsty
Then again this has a nice ring to it
Wait, how'd you find out about that
He's beautiful isn't he
I'm actually still with him
I might actually die from his godly presence
Bitch why would I lie about something like that?
They are my idols
I would never joke about meeting them
Lol of course I am
She's my new mom
Also, go like my new pic
Obviously
She gave me permission to post it
Her hair is still blonde and it's a look
Shut it pipsqueak
You ain't that special
So all I did was ask Natasha if she could let me meet Thor and then she was like sure the three of us will get coffee together
On a completely unrelated note, I'm now an Asgardian :)
My life is complete
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
They wanted to say hi to you, Ned
:) :) :) :) :) :)
I'm so pleased with myself
⚡️⚡️
Because we love him
Isn't that right Peter?
Who me?
Peter, why would you ever think so low of me
Why would I of all people do something so evil :)
:)
You're welcome :)
Also that hurt, Thor
Ha!
Ok, well bye boys
We have a coffee date to finish
We'll see
Adios muchachos
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