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Hey, Spider-Dweeb!

That's not true

Anyway, I'm thinking about messing with Flash but I needed your permission first

But you literally save Midtown all the time...

That's depressing

You should ask for a commission

Only if I get 30% of your earnings

Back to my point though

I appose that I claim I know Spider-Man and feed Flash so called "facts" about Spider-Man

Because it would be hilarious

Also because I just came across his YouTube channel that's dedicated to Spider-Man theories and facts

He also has a blog about you

It's oddly very detailed

As one should when they find out the biggest jerk in the universe idolizes their alter ego

You may as well be

Pretty sure just seeing Flash make a total fool of himself is worth it

Deal

I'll have to send you the links later because they're worth checking out

Also, hypothetically speaking, could I meet the Avengers

And by Avengers, I mean Thor

I love him so much

Dude, we literally have a group chat designated about Thor with Ned

Don't go telling me I have problems when you have just as big a crush on the god as I do

Peter, that's rude

Take that back!

I will not hesitate to send Ned's gif of your Thor impression to all of the Avengers!

Did you seriously just say freakin?

That's so sad

If I say it, will my phone shock me?

YOU HAD A BUILDING DROPPED ON YOU?!

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET OUT?!

Ha!

Sorry, it wasn't funny

Who am I kidding?

That was hilarious!

Karma

Are you really that bad of a driver?

I'm in shock right now

So what I'm hearing is that when you were 15 you deliberately drove to what could have been your death?!

Sure

Remember when about 3 minutes ago I asked if I could meet Thor?

I'm still waiting for an answer

But that's like a lot of work

Plus, I'm not sure if this new Asgard of his has reception

What if he says no?

I don't want to be rejected by a god

Peter, you know he wouldn't let you do that

Did you just choke up?

Are you crying because Thor won't let you die for him?

I can literally hear you sobbing over the phone, Pete

Once I started crying in the middle of history class because I remembered this picture of

Thor that was posted on Facebook back in 2011

Yeah

Dammit, Peter!

Now I'm crying!

Look what you made me do!

Same here

These tears don't seem to stop

I don't know

All I know is that I look like a panda now

This is the exact reason why I don't like crying

The second hand embarrassment is real

My mom just texted me to see if I was ok because she heard me crying in my room

I had to tell her I was just thinking about Thor

Yeah, cool

Later, Spider-Dweeb!