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Why didn't y'all tell me I'd be great friends with Ned Leeds

That sounds about right

Damn that means I lost out on 2 years of what could have been an epic friendship

You wouldn't dare!

Good, you should

Rude

Why am I friends with you 2?

You're a bunch of bullies

So back to my point

Apparently we have like a TON in common

I'm dumb I get it. No need to rub it in my face

On a completely unrelated note, I have all the Avengers' phone numbers

What?! No!

Do you really think that low of me?!

Liz... aliens are real

There is literally an alien on said team

Said team was literally formed when there was an alien invasion

-__-

I hate you

Do I need to send screenshots to prove it

To bad then! I can't do that unless I want the Avengers to come and murder me!

Then again I would willingly let any of them kill me

I'll have you know my mental state is in top notch condition

That is incorrect

Yes

MJ is a liar and you know it

I tripped

To threaten me

I'm pretty sure I made their lives 1000x's more entertaining tho

I know know too much

They gotta contain the flame before it spreads too far

HAHAHAHA

HILARIOUS WHY WOULD YOU EVER ASSUME I WAS CAPABLE OF SUCH ACCUSATIONS

Would you look at the time, I gotta go take my pet fish on a walk

Adios!

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A slight problem has occurred

I think you need to kill my friends

WHAT DIDN'T I DO

Psh, no it doesn't

Sleep deprived?

I'm innocent and you're going delusional

Now that you say it, that does sound bad

My mistake

Didn't you turn to dust too??

Touché

Anyways, what I meant to say was I NEED THE AVENGERS TO EXTERMINATE MY FRIENDS

Then go back to being dust if you don't what to hear it!

They're on to me

Peer pressure made me do it

Oops?