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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

Hey so it's (y/n)

Idk how I got your number but I have a question to ask

First of all you're friends with Peter Parker right?

Ok cool good that's good

Do you promise not to lie to me once I ask this question?

This might sound crazy so bear with me

Is Peter Spider-Man?

Because he told me

That's fine

I won't go anywhere

Unless of course I have to use to bathroom

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╔ Regular- ned ╗

PETER

ANSWER ME THIS INSTANT

I BANGED THOR!

It got your attention tho didn't it

I thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam

That's not what I was going to ask but whatever

Did you tell (y/n) that you're Spider-Man?

So you did?

Ok cool thanks

Bye

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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

Bitch

You promised

Sure, Jan

Just like Peter's jawline

Oops

Did I seriously just send that

Forget that I was even here

NED DONT YOU DARE DO IT

I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE, FRY YOUR REMAINS, AND PACKAGE THEM IN A BAG OF LAYS

I'll do it

I swear to Thor I'll do it

😂

Ned I'm serious don't tell him that

I already asked him to tell his alter ego to hit me up

No shit Sherlock

I'm intrigued

Do it

Everyone is a slut for Thor if we're being honest

If I was a guy so would I

#Irondad

#Spiderson

You're joking right!

Actually I believe you

We both freaked out when Thor messaged us

Bless his soul

This is absolutely golden

Smart

Well I have to go pick my friend up so make that group chat while I'm gone