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Did that idiot seriously just leave the chat?

Not on my watch

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

Bitch

What the ever loving Lord Farquaad shit was that?!

So what if I did, Peter! You got a problem with it you can say it to my face!

Dim witted eggplant? That's the best you can do, spider er

Did you just Shakespeare me?! On my christain Minecraft server!

More of your conversation would infect my brain!

ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

I've been summoned!

I sensed someone's call and I have arrived

So it was the spider er that called upon me

Interesting

I absolutely adore you, Natasha

Please adopt me

Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood

Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch!

THOR!!!!💕💕💕⚡️🌩💧💦🤩😍

You're but a speck of dust compared to Thor's life

You tell 'em Thor

Are we Vikings because I know what god I worship

I feel like you should have a PSA centering about that

You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong

Take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years; the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules

Next time those turkeys try to convince you to something that you know is wrong, just think to yourself, "What would Captain America do?"

They're all online too

Just search up Rappin' with Captain America

Lol I heard his voice in the hallway and was like "hey! I know that squeaky voice!"

Then I found out who it belonged to and I was like "holy shit it's Peter Parker! Cool!"

Lol you aren't actually Spider-Man right? Cause that'd be so awkward for me because I pretty much declared my love to you😂

This is all one big prank right?

Did I pass

I'm sleep deprived. I'll talk to ya about it in the morning

I know. Night y'all!!