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╔ Regular- peter ╗

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟺𝟻 ᴀᴍ

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟺𝟾 ᴀᴍ

sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟺𝟿 ᴀᴍ

I was busy

I'm not ignoring you

Mr. Stark, if you thought bringing this up on the Avengers group chat would intimidate me then you're right

So there's this girl that accidentally called my number thinking it was Chick-fil-A

That's not the whole story

Let me continue

So we started talking to each other

Kinda became friends and all tho we've never actually met

I met her once as Spider-Man tho

I am!

So this morning she called me at 3:10 I think b/c she was waiting for her friend at the airport

I was just finishing my patrol so obviously I picked up

During the call I had to stop a small mugging so I put her on hold

No big deal

Thanks Cap!

So we started talking again once I was done but then there was this gang member beating up someone so I stepped in

I thought I put the call back on hold but apparently I didn't so she heard everything

Not necessarily

She hung up after the fight was over but said this wasn't the end of said conversation

What do I do?

She heard me fighting and talking to the man

The fact that I was stabbed and broke a rib

She definitely heard me crash into the side of a building

And she heard me talking to my AI Karen and how Mr. Stark didn't need to be called

Oh and she heard me state that my injuries would be healed by the afternoon

About that...

She knew my first name but somehow she figured out my last name

Idk how but she yelled my last name after I was punched in the face

Fine. Her name is (Y/n) and I'm like 89% sure she goes to my school

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

My parents taught me not to talk to strangers so adios amigo!

Wtf

Why can't I delete this conversation?

Oh god there's 2 of you

I believe you have the wrong number. My name is Enrico Miguel and I don't speak English

Wait what??

Oh sweet baby Jesus there's more than two of you

I'm panicking ok

I get a text from some unknown number saying a bunch of personal information

I didn't think to check to see if there was more people in the chat

Quick question

HOW THE DID ALL THESE NUMBERS SUDDENLY GET INTO MY CONTACTS?!

Wait? Steve Rogers as in Captain Freakin America

Only is censored tho

HOLY SHIT THOR HAS A PHONE NUMBER!

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

Why was Peter added?

You say it as if you're jealous that I thought of it and not you

Also how do you know that?

And I thought this morning was the most confused I could ever be

Can someone please tell me what's happening

Does this have to do with our phone call this morning?

sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ