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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

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Yeah, I'm just bored

I'm at the airport waiting for my friend

You answered so...

I got bored watching old TV commercials on YouTube

What else was I supposed to do?

I can hang up if you want because I don't mind doing so

Can't sleep?

Yeah, sure

[five minutes later]

It's fine

Quick question

How'd you meet Spider-Man?

I'm pretty sure it's not normal to know a superhero

Bruh, is that a question or a statement?

*crash*

PETER?!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

ARE YOU OUTSIDE?

YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU'RE NOT HANGING UP ON ME, SPIDER-DWEEB!

Your voice just went up an octave higher

What'd I say?

WHAT THE SHIT, PARKER!

CRAP!

*crack*

PETE YOU STILL WITH ME?

I SWEAR IF YOU'RE DEAD, I'M GOING TO RESURRECT YOU AND KILL YOU PERSONALLY!

*fighting noises*

What the actual hell?

*thwip*

...I feel like I'm intruding on something

I'm also highly concerned

YOU WERE STABBED?!

Wait, who the hell is Karen?

Peter, answer me this instant!

...I'm utterly speechless

I feel like I should hang up but at the same time I shouldn't

I've never been so confused in my entire life and that's saying something

I'm just going to go...

Don't think this conversation is over, Pete

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╔ Regular- peter ╗

I'm in some deep shit right now

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