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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

Bitch better have my money

Already did

Turn around

Why are you running

Why are you running

Obviously

We're texting

It's impossible to hear me

That guy Ned told me you lost

I want my money

I'm going to call the police

You're a robber

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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

You know Spider-Man?

You said he told you he's Obama's favorite hero

If you do, I need a favor

My friend won't give me my money

She's a thief

It's my money

We made a bet

She lost, I won

Now she refuses to give me my money

You ask too many questions

Tell Spider-Man to get my money from her

MJ, I mean Michelle Jones

She has messy, curly brown hair that's pulled back

I want my money

Uh... yeah

That's what I just said

Can you get Spider-Man to deliver me my money?

Stop asking questions, Peter!

All I care about is my money

Tell him Starbucks

Like I said, one of my hobbies is coffee

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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

Guess what!

Spider-Man actually showed and gave me my money!

Isn't that cool

I want to marry him

He's so sweet

Tell him I'm available

Why?

Does he have a gf?

You're no fun

I got him to take a picture!

I got him a coffee and made him stand on a table

None

He's a chill dude