《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝟻 𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜 ✆
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
Bitch better have my money
Already did
Turn around
Why are you running
Why are you running
Obviously
We're texting
It's impossible to hear me
That guy Ned told me you lost
I want my money
I'm going to call the police
You're a robber
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
You know Spider-Man?
You said he told you he's Obama's favorite hero
If you do, I need a favor
My friend won't give me my money
She's a thief
It's my money
We made a bet
She lost, I won
Now she refuses to give me my money
You ask too many questions
Tell Spider-Man to get my money from her
MJ, I mean Michelle Jones
She has messy, curly brown hair that's pulled back
I want my money
Uh... yeah
That's what I just said
Can you get Spider-Man to deliver me my money?
Stop asking questions, Peter!
All I care about is my money
Tell him Starbucks
Like I said, one of my hobbies is coffee
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
Guess what!
Spider-Man actually showed and gave me my money!
Isn't that cool
I want to marry him
He's so sweet
Tell him I'm available
Why?
Does he have a gf?
You're no fun
I got him to take a picture!
I got him a coffee and made him stand on a table
None
He's a chill dude
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