《MIND OF A MENACE》Thirty
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""THIS BITCH GETTING FUCKED UP." Sierra's cousin yelled. We was at this party and when I say I was fucking done, I was done.
"Who the fuck wanna fight?" I slurred throwing my hands up.
"Right cause I'm down to fight anybody." Darren said leaning on me. Once she leaned on me, I fell to the side making Sierra's cousin grab me before I hit the floor.
"Oh my god." She said laughing.
"I need to find somebody to put some dick in my stomach." Darren said walking up to some boy and grabbing his neck.
"Oh shit." I said grabbing on to somebody.
"You fucked up Ma." A guy that I seen so many times said.
"You stalking me." I said walking past him.
"I'm not even drunken like I don't even drink." Sierra said grabbing my shoulders, you can smell the Hennessy on her breath.
"I need some more." I said to him as we walked to the kitchen.
"Go on the porch. Get some air." This boy said to us guiding us to the balcony.
"Fuck it up bitchhhh." Sierra said taking my phone and taking pictures.
"Let me post that." I said grabbing it and posting it to Instagram.
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"FUCK THE POLICE." I yelled over the balcony as police cars drove by.
"FUCK TWELVE." Sierra yelled sticking her middle finger up.
"I want somebody to fuck on me." I cried to Sierra.
"When you get like this? I remember when you was a little Virginia." She leaned over the balcony.
"This is the best fucking moment of my life." She said with her hands on her head.
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"My friend bout that shit." I yelled. I felt myself get yanked back before getting dragged out.
"Who this?" I asked to myself.
"OHH SHIT, THIS MY SONG." I yelled bending over and throwing some ass.
"WHO IM FUCKING TONIGHT, BITCH YO NIGGA." I said sticking my tongue out.
"Keep fucking playing with me Dezure. Sit your loud ass back."
I was thrown into the front seat.
He told me to sit my loud ass back.
And what did you do?
I sat my loud back.
Im about to run back into the party.
"I forgot my shoe, stay here." I said trying to walk back into the party.
"Is that my mom?" I asked my self pointing at a statue of a giraffe.
"Bitch go home, how you always find me." I said walking towards it.
"Stop grabbing me." I said swinging on Dayvon.
He better not hit me back either.
"Get in the fucking car." He said. He tryna stop a bad bitch, like go back to jail.
"I'm here bitch." Darren said walking out the house with Sierra.
"Let's make a run for it." I said trying to run but Von picked my little ass up and threw me in that damn car.
"Get in." He said opening the door for Darren and Sierra.
"Brother in law awww brother in law." Sierra chanted.
"Y'all annoying I hate y'all." He marched his lanky ass to the drivers side.
"Lock the doors." I tried to climb to the front but was too late.
"I got a big ole booty and all the girls want it." I said twerking in the front seat.
"Like the candy store and imma toddler." Darren said
"You got me wanting more and ma ma more."
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Von got in the car and drove off making me fly in the back seat.
"Oh my god." I said getting up.
"Fucking Clown." He said shaking his head.
"How about you shut up and drive, drive, drive." I said singing and pointing in his face.
I was now laying on the armrest as Darren passed out on the window. Sierra was slouched in the seat and I was just singing.
"And it kills me, to know how much I really love you. How much I wanna oooo to yooo." I said rubbing hell's chest.
"What you know bout that song?" I said.
"Shut up" He said making me cry.
"Is you mad at me?" I asked sitting up and climbing into the front seat.
He stopped the car in front of the house.
"I'm not staying with you?" I asked crying even harder.
"You tied of me."
"It's okay, fuck you too. Imma get a new nigga he gone fuck—" I said before I fell out the car.
"Bitch." I said slapping the ground. Von just left me there because he was helping Darren and Sierra get into the house.
"Fucking bum ass bitch." I said continuing to beat that bitch ass.
"Get up, doing too fucking much." Von said. I was in the air now, it fell so good.
"LOOOOOOVVEEE, NEVER KNEW WHAT I WAS MISSING." I sung putting my head on the dashboard.
"Let me tell you about this girl I met at the party." I said putting my legs on the seat.
"She was so fine, I almost turned gay." I said shaking my head.
"Get out." Von said yanking me out the car. I hit the ground and once again I started beating that bitch ass. She gone get enough of yanking me down here.
"Hey sexy." I said as he carried me into the house.
"Go to sleep." He said taking my clothes off.
"Fuck sleep." I said.
"And fuck you too" I said pointing at him.
"I just wanna do the do and your neglecting me." I said.
He laughed in my face.
He. Laughed. In. My. Face.
"Give me my phone" I said grabbing it.
"Hey Siri call Tre" I said making Von grab my phone and end the call before throwing it.
Thank god it fell on the floor and didn't hit the wall.
Next thing you know, we is having sex.
I should become a rapper.
"WHEW!" I shouted. I felt like my damn neck was broke.
I shoved my face into the pillow once he let my hair go.
"I cannot. I cannot." I said with my face shoved into the pillow.
"Y'all Okay in there?" India asked from outside the door.
No.
"Yessss" I yelled.
"Whew." I said as I released my arch.
"Don't get drunk no more cause next time imma open the door and let your small ass fly out on the exit." He said and turned around so his back was facing me.
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