《MIND OF A MENACE》Twenty-four
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"I ain't getting nobody SHIT for Christmas!" My mama yelled throughout the house.
Fuck that bitch fr.
She sad as fuck. She been yelling since I came back home like girl shut the fuck up.
And she wonder why I stay with Von.
"Well don't! You steady complaining when nobody really give a fuck!" Darren yelled.
"Bitch who the fuck are you talking too?"
"Bitch who else?! Layton don't play with me. You know I'll drag yo ass up and down the projects cause I did once and ion got no orb doing it again."
"Oh boy." I laid my head back.
I enjoyed my time away from this house. I knew as soon as I stepped foot in this house it was gone be some bullshit. Ain't get no peace and quite since I got back.
Layton still a dickeater.
My mama still be doing too much.
My dad just sit back and observe.
The baby mamas been acting up.
I don't know where I'm brother is.
I'm finna kill myself.
Amouri a whole hoe outchea!
Killa a WHOLE BUM!
On my mama I hate everybody in this house including the baby's but excluding Darren.
Only bitch I can trust on god!
"I hope you get hit by a fucking bus. Get the fuck off of me!" Darren yelled.
I got up to go see what happened cause I'm nosy.
My dad was holding Darren and her nose was bleeding. I know she ain't lose???
"What—you lost?!"
"Fuck no! I was winning and these bitches jumped me. You don't even be around and you coming over here jumping in shit that don't got nothing to do with you." Darren pointed at Tayonna.
"Bitch!" I through the vase at Tayonna.
No bitch finna jump MY sister and think they getting away with it.
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I had to throw the vase though cause I gotta knock out the competition. They wasn't gone jump me.
"It's Christmas! Why is y'all fighting like this?!" My mama yelled.
"You don't give a fuck! You been weird since amouri slut ass appeared."
Oh amouri a hoe cause she fucking Killa AND gee.
She just don't like us fr.
Sucks.
Not really.
"I hate y'all bro! Y'all can suck my dick. DISRESPECTFULLY! You bitches was cool once tuti came home and then y'all got used to it so y'all got back to y'all regular selves. Fucking weirdos. Get the fuck off of me!" Darren yelled and got out of my dads grip.
"You need to take your punk ass back to jail. All you do is sit back and observe everything that's going on. Like a BITCH! You need to be a man and put a end to this dumb shit."
"And you! You ain't no motherfucking mother! You took that Friend roll to serious and now you acting like a fake ass bitch when people fall out."
"Amouri! I want you to know that you fucking gee ain't hurting me! I been over that nigga."
"AND HE GOT A STD!"
Oh shit!
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