《MIND OF A MENACE》Twenty-two
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"Say imma grown ass man." I said to Von.
He got his wisdom teeth out and he can't even function.
"My mouth hurt." He said and tried to open it.
"Nigga you can't open your mouth. That's gone make it hurt worse dip dip." Jerm sighed.
"What the fuck is a dip dip? You don't even make sense." India said.
She hate that man.
Like when I say hate I mean she can't even be by him for more than 5 hours.
We did a social experiment with just them two in the room and after five hours she started choking him out.
"Aww get in the car my poor baby." I said and helped him in the car.
"Look at your face." He pointed.
"Aww he Finna get real stupid in this muthafucka." Jerm laughed and pulled off.
"I'm looking." I said as he held the phone in front of my face.
"It's nice. You got a lil circle face. Like round face. Cute face." He said as he held my chin.
He so out of it.
"Thank you Von." I smiled.
"Can we stop and get him a milkshake or a smoothie." I asked and Jerm huffed before pulling into Wendy's.
"What flavor. Chocolate or Vanilla?" I asked.
"The dark one. I don't like white bitches."
Von said and I almost yelled.
"Lemme get a chocolate cause my nigga don't like white bitches." Jerm said and India put her head down.
"White bitches hair be stanking." Von waved his hand in front of his nose.
"Stop talking about white people pooh." I said.
"Black lives matter." He tried to yell. Me and India he'll the fuck out.
"This nigga tryna be Malcolm V.Roy." Jerm said. They all stupid. They are all soooo stupid. Worse than me and fucking Monica.
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I ignored them and got on Instagram.
same young nigga from the trenches, I'm just rich now🌎
We still live in the projects......
Talking bout some fixing rich now, well nigga get us out the hood
if those is song lyrics.....we never making it out the hood
recycled ass lyrics omg we gotta come up with something else
Look at this GOOFY on the car—Tuti
not Tuti coming from my brother while he down bad😭
you wouldn't say this if he was regular!!
y'all tryna play my sista like she ain't cut throat!!!! She be verbally abusing niggas!
why you lying? All she do is sit around and cry all day @Kelly_Kellz
FIRST OF ALL, y'all not about to be talking shot about me cause y'all don't be like this when I'm in the room. India you right in front of me!!!!!! @Lildurk @Indiaroyale @reesemoney300
ONLY REAL NIGGA HERE IS @Kelly_Kellz FUCK DA REST!
Not them thinking they could get away with disrespecting me like I won't see them when we get home.
"Call Durk tell him I'm down bad." Von shook his head.
"You only down bad for a couple of hours Dink." I rubbed his head. He not feeling this at all and it's so fucking funny.
"No. They got me fucked up." He shook his head.
"Yea they got my cuzzy fucked up now get out my car." Jerm said and left me and India to get him out.
"Like this why I can't stand his big fat ass." She said and helped me walk Von into his house.
"Look at Von man. Down bad." Durk said with a camera in his face.
"Von you know she was talking shit about you." Monica said.
NOT MY OWN SISTER OMG.
"Aww Tuti was. That's crazy." He said as me and India laid him on the couch.
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"Why I just get shot at?!" Darren ran into the house.
"Not today bitch. The real killer down bad right now. We gone have to come back to your problem in two weeks. Just remember who did it!" Monica said.
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A quick something cause imma be sleep all tomorrow.
My stupid ass Mama through a party for that Jezzy vs Gucci and they still here acting a fool like I don't have school tomorrow. Fuck it we ball!!!
DID YALL OPINION CHANGE ON KILLAS LOOKS CAUSE YALL WAS GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES??
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