《MIND OF A MENACE》FOUR
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"Why ain't you talk to me? It's been three weeks." Killa said waving his hand in my face. I didn't talk to anybody in three weeks.
I'm lying, I talked to Oscar and KB, that's it though. The others pissed me off because why the fuck would they show out like that on my birthday.
"You hear me talking to you Dezure."
I can hear you, but I won't. Ain't that what Elsa said?
"Trouble in paradise?" Markell asked.
"She just doing too much, tryna act like somebody hurt her."
"Lamont, you did hurt that girl." Oscar said. "She told me everything."
"But you can talk to him but sit and ignore me? Cool." He walked away and slammed his bedroom door shut.
"How y'all day been?" I yawned while crossing my legs.
"If you don't go check on him. Y'all best friends, y'all can't be acting like that." Markell said.
"Fuck off." I said getting up.
"And We is not best friends."
"Open the fuck up" I said knocking on the door. It was unlocked I just wanted to make an entrance.
"Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, Oohhhh" I sung while spinning on the pole. He wasn't facing me, his head was in the pillow. I must've hurt his wittle feelings.
"Lamont." I went to the side of the bed that I sleep on before pulling the pillow from under his face.
"Guess what I got now?" I'm about to lie.
"A boyfriend." I lied. He picked his head up though. He stared at me before I started laughing. He attempted to push me off the bed but I grabbed his arm.
"I'm just playing around." I said taking my shoes off.
"You fake as hell, if we supposed to be best friends, why ain't you talk to me. You wanna talk to everybody else. I barely did shit wrong."
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"Oh god, well because first of all, you hit me in the back of my head and embarrassed me."
"Okay and I apologize, so accept it."
"Okay and I accept your apology."
"Now apologize to me for not talking to me in three weeks. Acting the fuck out"
"I apologize for not talking to you in three weeks and acting the fuck out." I sighed.
"See, That wasn't even so hard. Gimme some love, best friend." He said wrapping his arms around me. I patted his head making him sick his teeth.
"How am I supposed to hug you if you're laying down?" I said shrugging my shoulders. He got up and I got up faster and gave him a real hug this time.
"So beautiful, I just can't take it." Markell said fake crying.
"Fuck you bitch, you gotta apologize to me too"
"Hold on, for what cause on I don't temper doing shit to you're crybaby ass."
"You did though."
"KB I SWEAR TO GOD."
"Who the hell he got in my house." Lamont stressed. My poor baby, you can see the gray hairs growing.
"Omg, Teniah. Go home." Oscar said while squeezing a pillow. Everybody in this room looked stressed out.
"Why all these bitches in the house?" She yelled.
"Not a bitch, neither is this one." Lamont said pointing at Darren and patting my head.
"And bitch this my house." He said after realizing that he pay the rent in this bitch.
"Just go home Teniah, I'm not the nigga you wanna fight over, I promise." kB said laughing. I would be so fucking embarrassed if I was her because why the hell would he laugh.
"Oh god." Markell said holding his forehead.
"Everybody literally looks so stressed, please just vibe and calm down." I said trying to defuse the situation
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"You shut the fuck up." I don't know who the fuck said that but they need to shut the fuck up cause I ain't even do shit.
"You shut the fuck up bitch, she ain't even say shit wrong." Lamont said.
Oop, now that's how you clear a bitch, I don't know who that hoe is.
"Thanks best:" I was still tired so I think imma just go to sleep.
"Aaliyah said we basically on punishment." I said to Darren. She looked at me crazy before laughing. I ain't really find shit funny.
"I'm a grown ass women."
"A grown ass women who's on punishment." I said grabbing a bowl, I'm finna eat all this niggas food and he better not say anything cause I will leave. The girlies in the house started yelling again making me smack my lips.
"Where is the Lord when you need him." I signed before grabbing a plastic bag and taking some fruit snacks, chips, a box of rice crispy treats, some slim Jim's and something to drink before going back into the room.
"You growing a beard."
"I been had a beard, Imma grown ass man."
"You got that box of rice crispy treats for me?" I smiled. He just looked at me before looking back at the Tv.
"Alright well fuck you too then." I said. I started eating my bowl of noodles and then guess the fuck what, I got some damn cramps. I ran my ass to that bathroom so fucking quick. Thank god I always come prepared.
"Here, miss Dot." Lamont said before throwing the clothes at me and walking away. It took me a minute before I realized what that meant. Im a little bit slow.
"That wasn't even funny." I took a shower before changing and looking at myself in the mirror.
"I got ass in these briefs." I said throwing of peace signs and walking out.
"Where you put your clothes?" Darren asked.
"The garbage, I kept my shirt though." This bitch was expensive as hell, they can suck my dick from the back if they think I'm throwing this 25 dollar shirt away.
"Oh, you spending the night?" I nodded my head, I'll be damned if I go home and Aaliyah start treating me like a piece of shit because Darren fucked the house up.
"Why are you smiling?" She was sitting there looking like a damn clown just smiling.
"You spending the night."
"Didn't I just say that?"
"What y'all be doing at night?"
"That's a grown ass man."
Ain't nothing but four years."
"I'm still a minor, I'm not about to put him in jail."
"Actually, I heard that a 21 year old can date a 17 year old as long as they ain't having sex in California."
"I wonder where you heard that at?"
"Shit, Google." She said laughing.
"I've only known this man for how long?"
"About a month and some change." I ain't even think it's been that long, she just telling fibs.
"He ain't bad, I know him damn near all my life." I wonder why she telling me.
"I'm tired, tell KB suck My dick and tell Markell to play in traffic for me. I love you." I said giving her a hug.
"How he go to sleep so fucking fast?" I wonder how you change these fucking lights, I'm sick of this damn blue.
"Wake up."
"Look st you, I wasn't even sleep." Just lying.
"Can you change the lights, this blue sucks." He gave me his phone before putting his head back in the between the pillows. I changed the lights to red before laying down and looking at the ceiling and dozing off.
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