dew new new new. dew dew dew dew dew. dew new new new new. the final chapter!

im gonna try and make this the longest chapter ive ever written, but if its not, im sorry. love ya tho

this is for you, person who said the last chapter should be them irl. ;) ur welcome

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Richie arrived at Eddie's house at 9:05 so that one, they didn't get caught by eddies mom, and two, that Eddie didn't get mad at him for coming too early. Eddie saw Richie pull into the driveway and ran out of the house to meet him. He was so fucking ecstatic. As soon as Richie got out of the car Eddie jumped on top of him and tackled him onto the grass and gave him a big kiss.

"Hey." Eddie sighed breaking the kiss and looking at Richie's deep brown eyes. "I've missed you."

Richie chuckled at this because Richie thought he was the only one that missed them together so much. "You have no idea how much I've missed you, Eds." Richie brushed hair out of Eddie's eyes so he could see them better. Fuck. He thought, he is so in love.

"I'm pretty sure I can imagine," Eddie spoke, getting off of Richie and helping him off the ground. "Staniel, I miss my dear Eddie Bear so much, I just want him to fuck me so good. Please help me! Stick your dick in me so I can feel better stan, please, I won't tell mike!" Eddie mocked.

"Ha ha. That's not how it happened at all." Richie spoke wrapping his arm around Eddie and walking to the front door of the house. Richie suddenly stopped.

Eddie thought to himself that maybe he went too far with his mocking, even though it was 99.999% accurate.

"I forgot something in the car." Richie said.

"If its a condom, leave it in there." Eddie replied

"OOO Eddie Bear likes it raw." Richie smirked because he knew that Eddie did not like fucking him without protection.

"Yeah, how did you know?" Eddie joked back. Looking at Richie pull something out of the passenger seat. "What the hell is that?"

Richie fake gasped. "Eddie, how dare you. this is our son your talking about!" Richie turned to show him the cage. It was Pussy. The Return of Pussy.

"Why the hell did you bring him?"

"He missed you, less than me, but he still missed you."

--- time skip cause u know me, i cant write for shiiiiiit---

Eddie and Richie were out for lunch, Richie thought it would be nice. It was. Eddie wore a basic white t-shirt and some ripped jeans. Richie, being the Richie he is brought a change of clothes. Richie got changed into a tight-fitting black sweater and black skinny jeans and a light blue jacket with red roses sewn into the back.

They both look hot.

"I really hope your hamster is okay where we left him," Eddie said as they walked into the restaurant. "What if he gets hurt? Or worse, what if he gets loose in my house and then my mom finds a dead hamster next to the T.V.?"

"We should go back, what if someone sees that we aren't in school? What if we run into my mom?!" Eddie was freaking out at this point

"Eds, baby, we're fine. Look, it's a beautiful day, I look hot, you look stunning, and we are going on a date." Richie spoke almost laughing at his boyfriends' worries

They walk into the restaurant and get seated almost immediately to a booth.

"Hi, I'm Max, ill be your server today, can I start you off with anything to drink?" the man with rich blue hair spoke.

"Uh, yes. I'll have a nice cold hard coke, and my babe over here would like a water." Richie answered the man with a smile on his face.

"Rich, I can order for myself." Eddie spoke quietly as the waiter max nodded and walked away getting their drinks.

"I know you can, but I want to treat you. Now, what do you want to eat?" Richie asked looking down at the menu

Eddie just looked up at Richie with a smirk on his face as he placed his hands in his lap. Eddie moved from his side of the booth to Richie's slowly, his eyes never leaving Richie's.

"Eds, woah there buddy, slow down. We have even gotten our drinks yet."

"I'm just coming over to tell you what I want." Eddie said.

"Eds, it's not the time for this" Richie breathed out as Eddie's mouth was barely an inch away from his ear.

"You wanna know what I want, Rich?" Eddie asked in a whisper waiting for Richie to answer.

Richie answered with a huge gulp and nodding his head. "I'd like a burger." Eddie said to Richie in his normal voice scaring Richie. Eddie then raced back to his side of the booth with a huge ear to ear smile.

"You little bitch."

"Here is your water," Max said placing the cup in front of Eddie. "and here is your coke." he said doing the same for Richie.

"Thanks"

"So, have you both decided what you would like, or do you want to start off with an appetizer?"

"yeah, we are ready," Richie started. "my boo over there would like a burger, medium-well, no tomato, and extra pickles. I'd like the buffalo mac and cheese." Richie looked up at the man to make sure he had gotten the order.

Their lunch was filled with laughter, stories about school, and dirty jokes, mostly from Richie, but Eddie did make one joke when he got his burger. He asked Richie if he thought he could fit the whole thing in his mouth and when Richie said no, Eddie agreed and said 'yeah, you're right, I got used to your small dick, it'd probably take me a long time to get this in my mouth easily'.

It was great, you should have been there.

At the end of lunch, Eddie got cold and Richie gave him his jacket. It fit Edie perfectly. He hated it. Richie loved it. Richie purpously got the jacket so it would fit Eddie.

--- you know ur girl is doing it again---

After lunch, Richie took Eddie to the closest park he could find. THe went on a long romantic walk hand in hand. Richie pulled out his phone to post a picture of him and Eddie on Instagram.

-on Instagram-

trashmouthtozier

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; eds and i skipped school to go on a date. mat, out server, was eyeing my man, i could tell. and now eddie is cold. i gave him my jacket, made sure to get one that would fit him. and now we are at the park.

denbroughbill; thats so cute

bennyboyhanscom; can u guys get married

trashmouthtozier; thanks william @denbroughbill

trashmouthtozier; if he asks, ill say yes @bennyboyhanscom

badassbeverly; holy fuck is that MY jacket

trashmouthtozier; you cant prove anything! @badassbeverly

bennyboyhanscom; @kaspbrak ask this boy to marry u asap

badassbeverly; bitch, u better give it back!

trashmouthtozier; omg bevvy, take a joke please, i bought the jacket i swear @badassbeverly

_mikehanlon; i call best man!

trashmouthtozier; @_mikehanlon yeah,,, eds and i already talked about that... apparently, he want you and @bennyboyhanscom to fight for it

bennyboyhanscom; yay! im still in the race

stan.uris; how the hell did u guys take this picture

trashmouthtozier; i asked mat to take the picture

kaspbrak; @trashmouthtozier you know his name was max, right?

stan.uris; also, i ship very hard. thanks a fucking lot

trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris thanks buddy

trashmouthtozier; no, i didnt know, i was too busy staring at your perfect face @kaspbrak

kaspbrak; (; thanks hon.

stan.uris

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; help! Bev told all of us to wear large white button-ups and I was the only one to do it

badassbeverly; ha! april fools bitch

stan.uris; but you did it too @badassbeverly

_mikehanlon; you guys looked really cute

denbroughbill; she didnt tell me

bennyboyhanscom; I would have!

stan.uris; thanks man @bennyboyhanscom

denbroughbill; oh.. i see

stan.uris; ive been... pranked @denbroughbill

georgiesboat; but like... its the 5th

badassbeverly; yeah, cause i wanted u to know how whipped u are

badassbeverly; thats why its great @georgiesboat

trashmouthtozier; wow i missed a lot

kaspbrak; i miss you guys

Kaspbrak

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; it's pussy. he chillin at my place

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_mikehanlon

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; i love you stan

stan.uris; bitch

stan.uris; i

stan.uris; love

stan.uris; you

stan.uris; too

trashmouthtozier; not as much as you love this dick @stan.uris

kaspbrak; omggg im so gald you are happy mikeyyyy

bennyboyhanscom; tears. im crying legit tears. i love this

_mikehanlon; thanks babe @stan.uris

_mikehanlon; yeah, sure... @trashmouthtozier

stan.uris; hahahhaahaha true @trashmouthtozier

_mikehanlon; babeeeeee you tooo @kaspbrak

_mikehanlon; thanks ben!!!! @bennyboyhanscom

denbroughbill; i was on that bus with you! # proud

_mikehanlon; yes you weere buddy @denbroughbill

badassbeverly; fuck. i. love. you. guys.

_mikehanlon; we love you too @badassbeverly

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