GET READY FOR THIS CHAPTER CAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE AFTER IT

m not saying this is a good chapter, im just saying be prepared for the end

Eddie; look! Rich! I found a pic of u Stan and mike!

Richie; I'm chase right?

Eddie; yeah

Eddie; Stan's the hot one of the group

Mike; I beg to fucking differ

Stan; hahaha

Bev; why they throwin up gang signs tho?

Eddie; they just be like that

Richie; get ready for tmmr

Eddie; Rich, i dont wanna skip school

Richie; yes you do

Ben; skipping school?!?!?

Bill; why would u be skipping school?

Richie; im gonna go see him

Bev; his mom is letting this happen

Stan; hell yeah she is

Eddie; hell no shes not

Ben; lmaooo

Mike; oof, if u get caught im sorry dude

Richie; its fine, me and his mom are best buddies

Richie; shes great at fucking

Eddie; WHAT THE FUCK

Stan; if u guys get caught skipping can i decorate your corpses

Eddie; my mom wouldnt kill us

Eddie; would she?

Ben; ...

Mike; welllllll

Bill; hahaha

Bev; can u guys fuck so i dont have to hear richie complain

Stan; ^Yes, please

Richie; PLEASE! :)

Eddie; i mean, what else would we do?

Ben; gasp!

Mike; u kiss your mother with that mouth?

Richie; u should hear him in bed

Richie; he's truly a monster

Eddie; bitch ill fight

RIchie; (; i know you will

Bev; ooo kinky

Mike; whet is going on

Stan; look what u did to my baby. he cant spell correctly

Ben; rip mike

Bill; wait!!! whos the top?

Stan; omg! the bet we placed

Richie; well... who did u think was the top?

Bill; u

Mike; Richie

Ben; eddie

Bev; eddie

Stan; richie

Richie; well... hate to disappoint

Eddie; im the top

Eddie; what the hell?!

Ben: HA! YES

Bev; woop woop

Richie; is this a bad thing or good thing?

Richie; a-ha my persona worked

Eddie; well me being myself didnt

Bill; omg! what! i was wrong

Stan; me too. i feel weird

Mike; oh wow

Eddie; waht did u win?

Bill; well everyone who was wrong has to give each of the winners 5 dollars

Eddie; so bev and ben only get 10 dollars each?

Ben; no, 15 each

Bev; woo! date nights on them

Stan;

Mike;

Bill;

Richie; aww the holy trinity

Eddie; dont disrespect God

Richie; mmk hon

MIke; k bye, gotta go pee

Bev; thanks for that mike

Richie; dude, same

Eddie; k love ya

Richie; what did u just say?

Eddie; 'k love ya' ??? why

Richie; u love me?

Eddie; hoe, i was talking to mike, and yes, u already know that

Ben; he wouldnt fuck someone he didnt love

Bev; lol thats not true

Stan; yeah. hes fucked more people than richie

Richie; STAN! what part of NEVER LEAVES THE ROOM do u not fucking understand

Stan; all of it?

Bill; haha lol we done been knew richie is a virgin

Richie; FALSE

Eddie; yeah, not anymore. i done fucked him real good

Mike; McScuse me Bitch!

Eddie; gotta eddie

Richie; what does that even mean?

Bill;

Eddie; that im leaving?

Eddie; like gotta zayne/blast/zoom

Bill; oh phew

Richie; oh lol just say bye then

Eddie; bye then

Bev; lol i love him

Stan; we all do

Richie; back off my hot manz

Richie; he's mine!

Richie; he had a crush on me in 10th grade

Mike; u knew about that?!?!

Ben; what!?

Rucieh; its ok, he told me

(guys, yes, i see that mistake, i see them all... but honestly idgaf)

Eddie; OK! we dont have to talk about that

Eddie; bye then