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Richie; Stan, guess what eddie did

Stan; an epic prank that was my idea??

Richie; wtfh that was your idea?

Stan; hell fucking yeahhh

Richie; well it wasnt funny!!

Stan; yes it was

Richie; he told me he stood up infront of his class and talked about fucking a straight kid and that a teacher wanted to have sex with him

Stan; hahahahaha i know

Richie; butch im gonna sue u

Richie; now hes mad at me cause i got mad at him

Stan; why did u get mad at him?

Richie; cause i thought the whole fucking thing was real

Richie; and i told him april fools wasnt the day he told me that shit

Stan; oh, that part was bills idea

Richie; which part

Stan; to not do the joke on april first

Richie; omg i am gonna kill all three of you

Stan; omg this is great

Richie; huh

Bill; why in the woooooorld would u kill the 3 people that actually like you

Richie; what about bev

Stan; jaaaahahahahaha

Richie; well shit

Bill; just say soooooooorry

Richie; he said he wasn't mad at me but i can tell that he is

Stan; have mike ask him

Richie; no ill do it

Bill; good for u mannnn

Richie; stop adding extra letters

Bill; nooo im trying this out for a whilllllllle

Stan; weeeellll ittttssss annnooooyyyiinnnggg

Richie; ^

-Richie to Eddie-

Richie; eds

Eddie; yes?

Richie; i just wanted to say im sorry about yesterday

Eddie; you talked to stan didnt you

Richie; whahaaat

Eddie; about how it was all his idea, and bill wanted me not to do it on the first

Richie; yeah.. im sorry i got mad at you

Eddie; yeah, its fine

Richie; i never realized how annoying my friends are

Eddie; lol

Richie; can i come over thursday

Eddie; what about school?

Richie; fuck shcool, i just wanna be with you

Eddie; well, yeah sure, but make sure to get here after 8 becaseu thats when my mom leaves for work

Richie; becaseu?

Eddie; rich, fuck off, u know what i mean

Richie; yeah. i do

Eddie; can i tell you something

Richie; not again..

Eddie; no, this one is a good one... i think

Richie; u can always tell me anything

Eddie; ok, well one time like when we didnt know each other...

Eddie; like when we were in 10th grade

Richie; u had a crush on stan

Eddie; yeah

Richie; REALLY!?i was joking

Eddie; i was too

Richie; can i believe you

Eddie; lol yeah

Richie; ok, what happened in 10th grade

Eddie; pshhhh hahaha nah

Richie; omg u had a crush on me!!???

Eddie; whattt?!

Richie; omg dude, thats so embarrassing

Eddie; were dating

Richie; yeah, but still

Richie; wait is that why bev gave me your number

Eddie; i told her that i HAD a crush on u and that i was over it cause... well you know

Eddie; and then she says 'im giving him your number, hes so gay'

Richie; FALSE

Eddie; and im like 'haha no. dont do that, i said HAD past tense, also hes not gay'

Richie; thanks honey -3-

Eddie; and then u text me, and i know its you because ur insane

Richie; oh wow. thanks?

Eddie; and now here we are

Richie; THANKS BEV

Eddie; fr

Richie; when we get married we should put her in the speech thing

Eddie; she could be your maid of honor

Richie; and stan could be your best man

Eddie; no, mike and ben are fighting for that

Richie; well then stan, bev, and bill are gonna fight to the death

Eddie; nooo cause then we'd have to attend a funeral

Eddie; just make them rock paper scissor each other

Richie; true true

Eddie; yeah hoe, i know

Richie; well i have to go, therapy... you know

Eddie; have fun

Richie; haha thanks, ill try

Eddie; i love you

Richie; i love you too eds

Eddie; don't cry about me too much ;)

Richie; well then what am i supposed to talk about

Eddie; lol. but seriously try to have a good time

Eddie; bye hon

Richie; bye bitch

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