Mike; stanny

Stan; yeah?

Mike; I'm boreddddd helpppp

Stan; go outside and look at nature

Mike; that boringggg

Stan; then why'd ya ask for help?

Mike; I thought you'd suggest something cool

Stan; hahaha that's hilarious

Mike; what?

Stan; that you thought I'd suggest something "cool"

Mike; you come up with cool stuff to do all the time

Stan; go to the library and play on the computers

Mike; but-

Stan; fine! Come to my house

Mike; ayy that's more like it hon.

Stan; but be warned, Richie is coming over to plan for his date with Eddie on Friday

Mike; ok! I'll bring snacks!

Stan; omg. I'm dating a four year old

Mike; oh you love me

Stan; I don't know

Mike; .!.!.!.!

Stan; kidding!

Mike; uh yeah, you better be.

Stan; uh YEaH yoU BEtTer bE

Mike; kiss kiss?

Stan; nope nope

Mike; awww

Stan; bitch, I can't kiss you over the screen!

Mike; kiss when I get to ur house?

Stan; maybe.

Mike; I'll take it.

Richie; is this what it's like to be in a grpcht with me and my spaghett?

Stan; yeah.

Stan; you like it?

Richie; it's oddly arousing

Stan; you've been stoped

Richie; I wish I had a friend named Adam

Mike; and why is that?

Richie; so whenever they do something inappropriate, or like idk shocking I could send them this

Richie;

Stan; lololololol

Mike; mood

Richie; see! We need an Adam!

Stan; well hold auditions

Mike; I'll bring the snacks

Richie; Adam better be one hell of a good Adam if he's getting mikes yummy snacks

Mike; ...

Stan; that's insulting rich.

Richie; what did I say

Stan; yummy.

Stan; that's is trigger word

Richie; lmao. Are you making fun of society

Mike; ofc

Stan; yeah everyone is so fucking sensitive

Richie; Ik! I fucking hate it! Ppl need to stop gettin butt hurt

Mike; same. Rt. Agree. ^

Richie; like hoe, idgaf that you don't like Batman hop off my dick!

Stan; Oof who went off on you?

Richie; my grandpa...

Mike; Hahahaha shut up grandpa your so old and gay!

Richie; lmao vine. *sigh* I love vine

Stan; we know Richie, we know

Richie; but, just FYI mike. It's Dad... not Grandpa

Mike; well... Richie, I don't really care

Richie; lmao ok

Stan; gotta clean my room for your arrival

Richie; le gasp! You never clean your room for me

Stan; well I don't care enough about you

Richie; or... you care about me the most so you let me see your true self

Stan; that makes no sense

Mike; lol ok have fun cleaning

Richie; piece

Stan; peace*

Richie; no hahaha lol piece