; so I was watching Brooklyn 9-9 and in the wise words of captain ray holt

; being gay isnt a choice..

; uh huh

; its a game, and im winning

; true true true true

; stan agrees 110%

; it can be a choice tho

; uh... no

; its usually not a choice

; but you have to admit it is a choice for some

; it can be a choice... but thats only because heteros wanna be included cause there selfish s o b's who feel left out bc they feel superior

; hey!

; well... the way society is going i'd have to disagree with straight people feeling superior, bc they wouldnt choose to be gay if they felt superior

; yeah, ok... but

; ok. lets not fight

; yeah, lets stay calm and talk about something else

; lets talk about pizza

; thats so fucking random

; i like my pizza plain. cheese only

; i like Hawaiian pizza

; i like pizza with broccoli and spinach and green peppers

; i like pepperoni pizza

; meat lovers all the way bitchesssss

; i dont really like pizza anymore. ive had it too much over the years

; guys can i tell you something

; woah. sorry im late guys, i was at the store with my mom. i like all pizza

; im gonna tell you guys if you dont answer

; yeah, tell us

; ^

; im so high right now

; wtf

; stan u said u were gonna make sure he never got high again

; its not my fault, i wasnt with him

; its okay eddie

; its fine

; no its not

; yes it is. cause im drunk too and im fine

; what the hell

; its sunday!

; hey, hey eds.

; what

; wanna marry me?

; wtf?

; dude. we are only 17

; well.... richies 18

; eddie say no. hes drunk

; say yes, he loves you

; richie, ask me when im out of college... mmk?

; awww youre no fun

; wtf is going on?

; gtg. my mom is taking me to the movies

; cute boy

; this is hilarious

; what movie

; a wrinkle in time... bc she doesnt like movies pg-13 or higher smh

; cute, kinky, hot, sexy boyyyy

; omg im leaving this grpcht

; i lovvvvvvvvvvveeee youuuu

;omg is eddie a kinky boy??

; hahaha the way i read that is hilarious

; yeah, from the stories rich has told me... v v v kinky

; omgggg

; ew ew ew im leaving

; he loves meeeee

; i cant listen to this anymore

; he loves dick, guys.

; we know. he's gay. i like dick too

; well yiu shoild hvae thought aboit hhat

; that makes no sense

; ok.