《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》i like dick too
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; so I was watching Brooklyn 9-9 and in the wise words of captain ray holt
; being gay isnt a choice..
; uh huh
; its a game, and im winning
; true true true true
; stan agrees 110%
; it can be a choice tho
; uh... no
; its usually not a choice
; but you have to admit it is a choice for some
; it can be a choice... but thats only because heteros wanna be included cause there selfish s o b's who feel left out bc they feel superior
; hey!
; well... the way society is going i'd have to disagree with straight people feeling superior, bc they wouldnt choose to be gay if they felt superior
; yeah, ok... but
; ok. lets not fight
; yeah, lets stay calm and talk about something else
; lets talk about pizza
; thats so fucking random
; i like my pizza plain. cheese only
; i like Hawaiian pizza
; i like pizza with broccoli and spinach and green peppers
; i like pepperoni pizza
; meat lovers all the way bitchesssss
; i dont really like pizza anymore. ive had it too much over the years
; guys can i tell you something
; woah. sorry im late guys, i was at the store with my mom. i like all pizza
; im gonna tell you guys if you dont answer
; yeah, tell us
; ^
; im so high right now
; wtf
; stan u said u were gonna make sure he never got high again
; its not my fault, i wasnt with him
; its okay eddie
; its fine
; no its not
; yes it is. cause im drunk too and im fine
; what the hell
; its sunday!
; hey, hey eds.
; what
; wanna marry me?
; wtf?
; dude. we are only 17
; well.... richies 18
; eddie say no. hes drunk
; say yes, he loves you
; richie, ask me when im out of college... mmk?
; awww youre no fun
; wtf is going on?
; gtg. my mom is taking me to the movies
; cute boy
; this is hilarious
; what movie
; a wrinkle in time... bc she doesnt like movies pg-13 or higher smh
; cute, kinky, hot, sexy boyyyy
; omg im leaving this grpcht
; i lovvvvvvvvvvveeee youuuu
;omg is eddie a kinky boy??
; hahaha the way i read that is hilarious
; yeah, from the stories rich has told me... v v v kinky
; omgggg
; ew ew ew im leaving
; he loves meeeee
; i cant listen to this anymore
; he loves dick, guys.
; we know. he's gay. i like dick too
; well yiu shoild hvae thought aboit hhat
; that makes no sense
; ok.
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