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; once i saw a movie that scarred me for life
; what movie was it
; am i going to laugh
; if you laugh, i sue
; u cant sue me for laughing at you
; then i wont tell you
; noooo tell usssss
; fine
; im ready
; percy jackson
; wait why?
; cause i was six or seven when i saw it and the lady that turns people into stone has always scared the shit out of me
; hahahahaha
; you want me to turn into a lady with snake hair and turn you to stone?
; is the lady hot
; omg
; what about a lady w snake hair?
; stan is scared of the thing from percy jackson
; Medusa? she is freaky as hell
; THANK YOU
; but i wasnt scarred by that movie
; i was scarred by the first 2 minutes of ink heart
; what?!
; all it was, was a little girl going through a children's storybook
; the first 2 minutes was of the wife getting eaten by a wolf cause the dad read little red riding hood. and whatever he read from that book, it happened.
; what the fuck. was it a kid movie?
; yeah
; i was scarred by the luck of the irish
; like wtf a kid shrinking 3 feet when he's supposed to be playing basketball
; i was scarred by shrek
; thats a cinematic masterpiece
; billiam, u live a sad life
; i know
; but my favorite movie was: catch that kid
; orlando bloom and kristen stewert and that guy who plays norman bates older brother in bates motel
; my favorite movie was hotel for dogs
; dont call me a fucking girl, but i liked holiday in the sun starring mary-kate and ashley olsen
; i liked sandlot
; ha gayyy
; wtf
; u liked hotel for dogs
; so?
; thats a girl movie
; movies dont have genders, theyre movies
; ^^^^
; ha!
; whatever. sandlot isnt a gay movie
; dude, ive never even seen sandlot
; same here
; i think ive seen it, like once
; u guys are missing out
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Flight of The Draykes
You can join my discord community where we meme and derp around here: DISCORD LINK Welcome to the Flight of the Draykes. This novel is a System-based sword and magic Western Fantasy with elements of gamelit (Dungeons) and eastern cultivation (The system). Genre: Fantasy, Historical, Action, Adventure, and a sprinkle of Romance with Comedy. Pacing: Slow at first till chapter 30 before becoming a rollercoaster. Known Issues: Ages of the Protagonist and allies at the start. NOTE: THE AGES IN THIS NOVEL ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR ACTUAL MATURITY. THEY ARE PROTEANS FIRST. AND HUMANS SECOND. Also, if you're looking for smut, this novel isn't for you. Not in the slightest. On a fewer caps note: The age maturity thing is integral to the plot and it will be explained rationally as the books go along. You are free to guess why that is. Synopsis: Book 1 presents to you the world of Protos. Protos is the land of the blessed. Its inhabitants are of many races, but most of them have diminished in the long wars against the beasts that also inhabit Protos. This has led to humanity becoming the dominant species and eventually, all other races, including the beasts, have been banished to pockets of land where they survive on meager existences. However, Protos was destined not to be peaceful as the inhabitants could only fight off the beasts with the help of warforce. A bloodline system that allows them to activate their war potential and battle fiercely. Now, with the beasts defeated and the other races diminished, humanity - having no common foe to fight turned upon itself, for war was in their blood and they again shed their blood in rivers. As the years passed, kingdoms and empires rose and fell and eventually stabilized into an uneasy peace until - 300 years ago, the world went through yet another change. A change where the wielders of warforce now possessed additional powers that had been lost for millennia. These powers changed the face of war again and conflict, which was dying down, reignited madly. In this world was born Faustus Drayke, Scion of House Drayke - which, in turn, was the frontier protector of The Kingdom of Leon. Fate decreed him to be unimportant. His Destiny and the desperate prophecy of a powerless girl decreed that he will be an immortal. Set in the backdrop of betrayal, honor, and loyalty - Follow the tale of Faustus Drayke as he forges his destiny and becomes an immortal. For himself, he has to fulfill the prophecy. For the world, he better fulfill the prophecy. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` The inspiration for this book came from Smoke is a Path's TotRL - which has unfortunately been discontinued. I have no interest in finishing others' stories, but I love creating my own. So I took inspiration from TotRL and I created this vast original overreaching world of over 30 books, with each book being around 100 chapters. Expect the full story to be close to 3000 chapters. Release Schedule: 3 chapters a day. 11:30 am - Eastern Standard Time - 1st Chapter 01:00 pm - Eastern Standard Time - 2nd Chapter 02:30 pm - Eastern Standard Time - 3rd Chapter All timings are subject to + or - 30 minutes. If you like this series, please do support me by leaving reviews that help me improve my writing, comments that inspire me to keep writing harder, and ratings that allow this series to be seen by more people. Thank you very much and cheers all! Horizon out. Current Arc: Arc 4 Current Volume: Volume 2 You can join my discord community where we meme and derp around here: DISCORD LINK
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A Slothful existence
"In the endless and timeless nothing, the supreme one, Ahkasah, used its endless strength to create the world. It ripped its divine flesh and used it to form the countless dimensions. Its veins became the tunnels connecting dimensions. Its primordial breath evaporated and became the building block of everything, mana. It plucked its countless eyes to make the sun, the two moons and the countless stars. Its heart became the core of the world and its blood became the inhabitants of this world - the first gods." - 'The beginning', page 1, author unknown. This is the story of two Gods - Ahkasah and its usurper - and the artificial abomination they created that cuts the threads of fate - the undying behemoth. ---- One release per two weeks Also released on Webnovel under the same name.
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Ignis
The duaghter of a Navigator house, with all of the obligations and connections that imples, and a few more besides. House Dannan has many obligations and competing interests, and you get to play a part in resolving at least some of them. How much trouble couly one yopung Navigator possibly get into? Quite a lot, as it turns out.Part 2 of the Aegisverse Saga. As to the Sexual Content warning: precisly one chapter will have such content, and it will be clearly marked in the title and description of the chapter. the chapter in question is entirly skippable from a plot standpoint if you do not want to read such content. Second Person is used throughout. If that isn't kosher with you, best to back out now. A Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader fanfictionComplete, with a total of 44 chapters and ~45,000 words. On the series - This series was first written as a Choose Your own Adventure (CYoA) on the /r/HFY forum. The between chapter votes have been omitted, as they are not part of the story, despite their influence on it. On the the Author's notes - These were included in the original document, and are included here for the purpose of completeness. Spelling, grammatical, and formatting changes have been made in the process of archiving this story and re-formatting it for publication on Royal Road. None of the contents of the story has been substantially affected. Cover by gej302!
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the Otherworld Scientific Researcher
In the year of 2225, where technology have led humans to populate the moon and colonized Mars have reach a standstill because humans have mysteriously awoken to their psychic powers. Cultivating psychic power have become a norm and reseaching new technologies have become outdated.. Raynor, a once famous researcher have been outcasted by the world for not obtaining psychic power and has been secluded in the mountain while continuing his scientific research.. While Raynor is experimenting his warp drive, his once best friend betrayed him and sabotaged his lab while supposedly creating a black hole and destroy his lab alongside with him, the next thing he knew is he wake up in a different world, a world like the period of middle ages but is filled with magic, creatures from fantasy and.. Summoned Hero?
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Caveship
Nicholas Mason is a fairly average teenager from the small town of Aberdeen, Washington, in his final year of high school. When an earthquake awakens him at a senior party he attends with his two closest friends, they find themselves face-to-face with a powerful starship created by an ancient civilization - a Caveship. Taken aboard against their will, Nicholas and his friends find themselves traveling farther and farther away from Earth, while the starship automatically pilots itself toward some unknown destination. Now, Nicholas and the ragtag group of teenagers must work together to find a way back home, facing incredible dangers on strange alien worlds, all while at the mercy of a starship hellbent on reaching its target.Ranked #1 in 'Space' (November 2018)Ranked #2 in 'Action' (November 2018)Copyright © 2018 by E. R. Maloza. All rights reserved.
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Whodunnit? Murder On Mystery Mountain
"Blood dripped down from the wall. Giles watched the dark liquid cover the wood of the cabin like a blanket. Stunned into silence, Giles could only stare at the horror before him. He knew one thing for certain. Death had found him, once again."Believing he has finally escaped the evil that has plagued his life, Giles accepts a job at a sleep away camp in America. This time, he is prepared for anything, bringing protective weapons with him. He even reconnects with Lana - his previous maid- who brings her own ghosts with her. Everything seems to be fine, that is until Giles discovers a message written in blood. The evil has once again followed him, but Giles is determined to change the rules. However, the killer has a few tricks up their sleeve. With every day, another man is murdered, and the stakes increase drastically, until the most gruesome finish yet.
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