《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》howdy hoe
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hoes, sorry its been like a week since i have uploaded or updated or whatever, ive been busy with family stuff, and ive been sick. thanks for being so kind and shit like that. love you all
; howdy hoe
; sup bitch
; next time i see you lets watch shark boy and lava girl
; OKAY!
; and make out during the scary parts
; the
; the scary parts
; of shark boy and lava girl?
; so you dont wanna make out
; yeah, no. the scary parts are great for making out
; thats what i thought
; bro, i had a dream we fucked
; bro, it was just a dream
; gay. i wouldn't fuck you
; you wouldnt?
; i mean, unless you wanted to
; wanna go to dunkin' dunts?
; dunkin' dunts??
; shit, you know what i meant
; Amurica runn no dun dun
; fuck you
; any time
; omg why am i dating you
; cause you just couldn't pass all this up
; i think you got that backward hon
; yeah, i know
; are you sure im the gay one?
; lol... no...
; hahahahha
; that was a joke eds, im bi. dont forget
; i wont forget
; that was also a joke
; your whole fucking lifes a joke
; trueee
;hahaha
; night my love
; g'night richie
; ooo, formal. am i in trouble *wink wink8
; lol. no
; have i been a bad boy?
; richie. lol. im not in the mood for your kinky shit
; ok babe. night.
a/n short chapter but filled with sexual stuff... idk why... it just is.
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