's u b s c r i b e'

; you dingous, don't step on my dongle

; fine

; dont leave your damn dongle on the floor tho

; dont tell me what to do with my dongle

; it sounds like you guys are talking about Stans dick

; they arent?

; lmao

; they are.

; no they arent, they are talking about some cord or something

; this is weird

; hows Jess?

; oh she's great! so nice and kind and sweet and pretty

; is she good in the sack

; Richie!

; wow.

; idk

; my ex gf karen, was a nightmare

; im really uncomfortable

; was she good in the sack?

; no.

; hahaha

; was i?

; huh?

; wtf

; omg guys take a chill pill. i was joking

; you were great

; WHAT

; no no

; what?!

; no no no

; hahahaha

he was joking too

; i was about to say

; would have been very disappointed if my best friend left out some things about his life

; you know who Ives slept with

; and it never leaves your room

; so you're not gonna tell me?

; or me!?

; or me??!!

; I'm not even gonna say or me bc we haven't know eachother for long

; I just don't wanna know

; sorry guys can't tell you

; I'll tell eds, but not in front of all you

; why? Is it in the hundreds?

; ha.

; 😱 thousands?

; wtf

; *careless whisper plays in background*🎷

; wtf babe? That's so random

; thanks

; post Malone is stuck in my head

; Stoney Maloney

; Yas bitches

; ew Bev, please no

; who? I only know the postal service

; Richie, baby, wtf

; I'm confused. Before... were we talking about Stan's dick?

; hahaha no

; ok. Just making sure

: Yupppppppp

; can we not talk about anyone's dick

; can we talk about my dick in Eddie?

; ha ha ha FuCk no

; can we talk about dik diks

; no we aren't gonna talk About ur dick pics

; read it again honey

; bahahaha

; what are dik diks

; cute animals

; I want a dik dik

; no!

; I'll get you a teddy bear and that's it

; are you allergic to animals

; no. He's scared

; he's even scared of cats

; that's because cats are devils

; what about puppies

; eh

; cats aren't devils

; tell that to my first bird

; who was eaten by a cat

; rip Stan jr

-on instagram-

_mikehanlon

; my manz right there^ 🤤 so glad I asked him to prom

stan.uris; wow. He's hot

trashmouthtozier; wrong account... that's my bad

_mikehanlon; stan gave you his password?? @trashmouthtozier

kaspbrak; oml rich!

badassbeverly; GO BES FRAN!

bennyboyhanscom; Oof, that's a man with a plan

denbroughbill; that's my best friend right there

trashmouthtozier; ooo my boy stanith is going to prom. fuck it up stanith. Fuck it up!

trashmouthtozier; also, yes.

stan.uris; I'm glad I said yes (◕‿◕)

_mikehanlon; me too @stan.uris