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; Dont Fuck With me
; I have the power of god and anime on my side RARHHWWWWAAA
; good for you honey
; congrats man
; wtf
; thanks babe
; hey duck! youre no good duck!
; You'll never be shit!
; youre just. like. youre father.
: more vines!!!
; i hate my body. i hate my body. i hate my body. i hate-
; oh.. so we're just quoting vines now???
; I GOT IT! YES BITCHES! CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL WITH COOKIE CRUNCH FLAKES
; i spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag
; you spilled- wha-wha-wha wha- lipstick in my Valentino white bag?
; give me your fuckin money!
; *law and order theme* do do
; hellooo i am gaaayy
; when theres too much drama at school all you gotta do is... walk away-hay-ay-ay-ay-ay-hayy
; drinks beer at restaurant
; Adrian Michael! im gonna beat your ass
; ayyy yo yo where you guys going?
; why do you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
; hey dude, are you aware that theres a TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON ANOTHER TRUCK WHEN YOURE A TRUCK???? YOURE CRAZY?!?
; hey boy dont go in that dayyymn wahater im o'erhere dont go you gon get whet you gon get whet i ain't gon take you home aww come on he got his dayyym fett whet now-shit dawg
; i wanted to be a cowboy baybee
; im a bird mothafuckr im a bird. look at me mothafuckr im a bird
; im a slythery little snake-y snake
; omg hahahah
; i like that laugh ha ha ha
; hop hop hop on that horse you better hop on that horse you betta hop on that hop on that hop on that horse
; caw caw bitch
; why do you keep doing bird vines???
; let him be!
; ^
; cause i like birds
; sounds legit to me
; lmao so were dont the vines now?
; yeah, its 11 and the author is getting tired
; yeah! and her little 8 yr old cousin might wake up if she plays anymore vines
; well why doesnt she use headphones
; good question Eddie, you see her little sister broke them
: oh that's sad
; well at least she saw love simon today
; yeah, that was a great movie
; re tweet
; goodnight fellas
; catch some z's
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Queen in the Mud
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Sarcophagus
At the culmination of a galactic conflict, an experienced sergeant is once again deployed on the battlefront. After a series of events, he perishes and awakens in a foreign body, far stronger than he could have imagined, where the laws of nature as he knew them have ceased to exist. But in this primitive world ruled by kings and monstrosities and magic, two forgotten terrors are emerging. The Elven King in the south has assembled an army and seeks to establish a new age, while in the north stirs the ancient corpse of the White King and his desires to plunge the realm into an eternal frost. But then these seemingly undefeatable powers make a grave mistake. They assail the reincarnated vampire lord. And they find themselves facing a greater terror than anyone could have imagined—Reith Lornhart.
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The Spirit Games
Bullied at school and neglected by his parents, Tom Fiddle finds himself at his wit's end, until he receives a strange email offering him a job as a cultivation clan's spirit automaton. But what *is* a spirit automaton? After a successful application, he gets an answer to his question: a spirit automaton is an arcane spirit attached to a pocket realm. They can shape this miniature world to their liking and conjure spiritual entities, usually monsters, out of thin air. Their role is to create and administer trial-by-fires. These life and death competitions determine whether a disciple is *chosen* or merely *trash* that deserves to be left by the wayside. Tom's new responsibility will affect the lives of millions of cultivators and shape the future of hundreds of worlds, dozens of galaxies, and eventually, the universe itself. Will Tom use his newfound power to torment others and merely benefit himself? Or will he rewrite the course of history and transform the path of cultivation from a path of blood and destruction, to one of peace and tranquility?
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The Arbiter: Midgard
Tiberius Stone, aka Toaby, is an honest man. A loving husband and father who works hard as a senior accountant to provide for his family. He works for Techavant, the world's largest tech company. That was until he uncovered something the company wanted to stay hidden. Coming home to find his wife murdered, Toaby takes the fall and is sentenced to life in prison. Forced to take an alternative form of punishment, Toaby's mind is uploaded into a virtual prison while his body is destroyed. The prison is run by AIs who take form of the Norse Gods and offer him a unique class opportunity. They offer him to become the Arbiter. A class focusing on bringing law and order to a virtual world full of the world’s worse criminals. Toaby is reluctant at first but agrees when offered the chance to communicate with the real world as a reward for a job well done. Can Toaby bring justice to a land full of the lawless? Will he ever be able to convince his daughter he's not guilty? Can he bring down the corrupt organization that sentenced him to an eternal life in prison? Can he simply survive amongst the world's worst? Find out this and more in, The Arbiter!
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Lolly
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Lolly lives in time. It is where she has always lived...for now. Now is a peculiar state of existence because one now leads to another now. Lolly is not quite sure where the next now will take her, but it will take her somewhere.Now, Lolly lives in Texas. It is where she has always lived. It is 1975. She has her own quiet dreams and her own personal challenges, like we all do.
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The Blind Man's Gambit
Set in the not-too distant future, the story of the three Ziggenbor brothers unfolds in a colony of humans living in a cluster of space stations in the Jovian system. Together with the enegmatic Admiral Neerson, they will uncover the hidden threat of the the organization, St Angel. They will navigate the murky waters of military regulation and republic politics while they skate the balance between treason and doing what is right for those who look to them for protection.
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